Sorry, but if you "mean no disrespect" and "have always hated on the Celtics", then why post this here?!? Perhaps you should post it in the cities you like that he's been to: Cleveland, Orlando, Miami, and Los Angeles.
I honestly see no reason to post this here other than to tell us you hate the Celts, but love Shaq. (Sorry, no TP's from me, I apologize ... GF is a much nicer guy than me, and this seems to lean way too much toward the direction of trolling).