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Interesting Medical Study
« on: July 28, 2010, 08:32:03 AM »

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http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html

Basically says staring at women's breasts for 10 minutes a day is the equivalent to a 30 minute aerobic exercise and can add up to five years on a man's life.

Men everywhere rejoice to finally have a legitimate medical excuse when caught looking at other women by their wives.
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« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2010, 08:57:48 AM »

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Classic.  I hope it works with butt starers like me too!

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« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2010, 09:17:05 AM »

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I can't believe that this isn't an Onion article.  HAHAHA!!!

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« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2010, 09:23:03 AM »

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So I guess the next time you get caught, you can just tell the lady you have a prescription?

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« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2010, 09:49:23 AM »

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Not that I needed a reason, but there's more.

Here's a different article on a similar subject I found a while back.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/6243292/Meeting-pretty-women-makes-men-feel-good.html

There's a reason you feel good around beautiful women.

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Researchers found that just being in the presence of a pretty member of the opposite sex causes a temporary boost in levels of testosterone and cortisol – both hormones associated with alertness and wellbeing.

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« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2010, 11:32:41 AM »

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Best study ever  :D
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« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2010, 11:40:33 AM »

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Best study ever  :D

Bust study ever.

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« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2010, 11:44:20 AM »

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« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2010, 11:58:20 AM »

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« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2010, 12:01:15 PM »

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« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2010, 12:03:02 PM »

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My brother told us this and my twin and I both hit him over the head with magazines. We thought he was making it up. Oops  ;D
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« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2010, 12:09:27 PM »

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BTW, hate to be the Debbie Downer, but:

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp

It's fake, and has been around for awhile in various forms.

Still, better safe than sorry... ;)

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« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2010, 12:38:06 PM »

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BTW, hate to be the Debbie Downer, but:

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp

It's fake, and has been around for awhile in various forms.

Still, better safe than sorry... ;)
To be fair Snopes said they couldn't find the study. Does that mean it didn't happen? No, but even if it didn't happen it still could be true.

Without any scientific evidence proving the contrary I believe that this is true.
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« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2010, 01:02:35 PM »

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BTW, hate to be the Debbie Downer, but:

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp

It's fake, and has been around for awhile in various forms.

Still, better safe than sorry... ;)

Glass half full approach: Instead of looking at it like it's a fake study about the effect of staring at boobies, maybe just look at it like it's a study of staring at fake boobies.  Or if it's in fact a fake study of staring at fake boobies, then that would make it a double negative, and thus true.

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« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2010, 01:03:51 PM »

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Basically says staring at women's breasts for 10 minutes a day is the equivalent to a 30 minute aerobic exercise and can add up to five years on a man's life.

Men everywhere rejoice to finally have a legitimate medical excuse when caught looking at other women by their wives.

I've always wanted to work out all day.