Bob Ryan's Funny Paragraph in Today's Globe

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Thought I would share this very funny paragraph in today's Globe, in which Bob Ryan points out that Lebron is coming to DWade's house:

"Remember, LeBron is coming into D-Wade’s house. D-Wade already has the master bedroom and control of the clicker. LeBron’s the one asking, “Hey, where do you keep the towels?’’ “The glasses are in which cabinet?’’ “How does this shower thingy work?’’ He will have to make some mental adjustments."

This just cracked me up! Ryan at his best.