IP's Sophisticated Hooligans
Philosophizer: Tupac Shakur

Don't believe Tupac is a philosopher? Lets throw some quotes at you:
"Only God can judge me, cuz I'm down for whatever."
"In my mind, I'm like a blind man doin' time."
"It's the game of life. Do I win or do I lose? One day they're gonna shut the game down. I gotta have as much fun and go around the board as many times as I can before it's my turn to leave."
He can philosophize, but he can bring the pain hardcore to ya brain!
"I ain't a killer but don't push me!"
Monarch: Abraham Lincoln
Author: Ernest Hemingway
Wild Card: Bill 'The Butcher' Cutting
Pro Wrestler: 'Hacksaw' Jim Duggan
80's TV Show Icon: Al Bundy
Philosopher: Tupac Shakur
Its hard to win a basketball game with two broken legs and three shots to ya dome, SON!