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Vuvuzela Horns and the World Cup!
« on: June 27, 2010, 08:41:00 PM »

Offline Dybdal

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Yes folks its time to talk about those Vuvuzela horns again but oh noe' we wont talk about their sheer awsomeness we are here today to bask in all the other glory that those miracle horns of invention has blessed mankind with.

Since we (vuvuzela-are-awsome-corp) know that everyone just loves those vuvuzela horns we have come up clever and must have merchendise for those people who just cannot get enough.

So without futher a-do here's our take on items you just cannot live without.

After the entire world cup can you really go back to watching sports without horns in the background? ofcourse you could not so here is the solution, vuvuzela radio.. vuvuzela horns 24/7

http://www.vuvuzela.fm/

What if i want to take it with you on the road you say? well lucky for you we do offer a CD currently in production with a unknown norweigen up-an-comming... ehm.. star-thingy anyway here's the coverart to keep your thirst at bay while you wait.



What if you just want to listen to Vuvuzela while browsing on your favorit website, well we have the solution for that aswell with our brand new site: http://www.vuvuzela-time.co.uk
with this brand new technology you now can..
Just have a listen and you will be.. blown away

http://www.vuvuzela-time.co.uk/www.celticsblog.com

And we even went the extra mile and made note sheets to a number of popular music pieces, like the entire brit-ney spears (thats registrates as a swear word? lol) album collection.. because we all know it would sound better with horns.
Here's a little sneak preview of whats to expect.



And last but not least we have a big annoucement that the Lord of the Rings comes back with a re-re-re-release that finaly shows the movie as peter jackson inteded it when he wrote it initialy with a vuvuzela horn stuck up his nose.
Here's a little trailer for whats to come next year.. you will not want to miss this straight to DVD feature.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B2LPxggvqY

And with that we bid you farewell.. for now.
"Leadership is diving for a loose ball, getting the crowd involved, getting other players involved. It`s being able to take it as well as dish it out. That`s the only way you`re going to get respect from the players"

- Larry Bird

Re: Vuvuzela Horns and the World Cup!
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2010, 08:43:33 PM »

Offline Dybdal

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Well thats my little collection of joke meterial regarding vuvuzela horns.. add your own if you have any.
And just a disclaimer, those horns are a abomination and this is ofcourse just a long, long, long joke.

Here's some more that didnt quite fit in.





"Leadership is diving for a loose ball, getting the crowd involved, getting other players involved. It`s being able to take it as well as dish it out. That`s the only way you`re going to get respect from the players"

- Larry Bird

Re: Vuvuzela Horns and the World Cup!
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2010, 05:11:11 AM »

Offline Dybdal

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Just found another good one.. man i hate those horns

http://i48.tinypic.com/yhu90.jpg
"Leadership is diving for a loose ball, getting the crowd involved, getting other players involved. It`s being able to take it as well as dish it out. That`s the only way you`re going to get respect from the players"

- Larry Bird

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« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2010, 05:11:38 AM »

Offline Dybdal

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Just found another good one.. man i hate those horns


"Leadership is diving for a loose ball, getting the crowd involved, getting other players involved. It`s being able to take it as well as dish it out. That`s the only way you`re going to get respect from the players"

- Larry Bird

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« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2010, 05:26:32 AM »

Offline lon3lytoaster

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One of my omegle convos I posted on funnyjunk

Vuvuzelas are.. wow. hm. I just don't know about them.

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« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2010, 08:03:45 AM »

Offline celticmaestro

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Oh my. Is that real? Please tell me it is.

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« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2010, 08:09:05 AM »

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Oh my. Is that real? Please tell me it is.
That's how Maradona's dreams look like. Or a glimpse to his playing days :)
The Immortals:

Iker Casillas, Giacinto Facchetti, Alessandro Nesta, Matthias Sammer, Javier Zanetti, Lothar Matthäus (c), Xavi, Zico, Maradona, Roberto Baggio, Ferenc Puskas, Karl Heinz Rummenigge

Coach:Rinus Michels

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« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2010, 09:35:06 AM »

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They would sound awful good while Lebron and Kobe were on the foul line or when Joey Crawford botches another call.

They would sound real good to liven up an empty baseball stadium.

If the US had done the impossible and won the World Cup, the US fans would be scooping them up as souvineers and would be annoying noisemakers at all the stadiums around America.
The beatings will continue until morale improves

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« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2010, 05:32:54 AM »

Offline Dybdal

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Haha.. here's another one!

http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/vuvuzela-in-doom/346237

Vuvuzela in doom.. who ever made that is a ****n genius, oh snap just looked at it again.. take a look at the doom guy thingy at the bottom, after the first 3-4 seconds of that horn blowing he starts looking like he's in real pain.. all the time.. bloddy brilliant
"Leadership is diving for a loose ball, getting the crowd involved, getting other players involved. It`s being able to take it as well as dish it out. That`s the only way you`re going to get respect from the players"

- Larry Bird

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« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2010, 07:05:00 AM »

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Dybdal, I must say you make me proud to be a Dane  ;D