Simple solution:
Convince George Steinbrenner to sponsor the 2011 season and bring LeBron in for 400 million dollars.
Sign and trade Paul Pierce and Ray Allen for Kobe Bryant, since, ya know, the Lakers are always looking to get older and less talented. Lakers will release Pierce, and he can come back.
Sign and trade of Scalabrine for Chris Bosh straight up... My step-brother said they had their eyes on him for a while.
Finally, we sign Bill Nye the Science Guy for the veteran's minimum, have him build us a time machine, and bring back Shaq from 10 years ago.
Use the spare change to sign on some decent scrubs from around the league and also try and somehow rob draft picks.
Our line-up would look like:
1. Rondo/John Wall/Bill Nye the Science Guy
2. Kobe/Tony Allen/Bill Nye the Science Guy
3. LeBron/Pierce
4. Chris Bosh/KG/Big Baby/Cousins
5. 28-year-old Shaq/Perk/Rasheed
Why hasn't anyone else thought of that? I should be GM. Banner 18, automatic.