Here's a dog poem to throw into the mix:
I Envy Dogs
I envy dogs
when I see one sprawled
with paws outstretched
and chin on the floor
in conscience-free comfort
tried it myself once
but found it quite awkward
not to mention inane
for why would a sane man
wish to emulate a canine
a lower form of life
a prancing buffoon
dimwitted servant
master of crass
cagey maybe, but clueless
relentless, however
in pursuit of the pecking order
immune to the deflation of defeat
God!
I envy dogs