I have a sad story to tell you,
and though this may hurt a bit....
I watched the Celtics VS magic,
and I stepped in a pile of......
Shaaaaving cream...be nice and clean..shave every morning you'll always look keen!
I think I'll stop watching after halftime,
We always blow leads I'll admit,
Each time I say that we got this,
We play like a pile of.....
Shaaaaving cream, be nice and clean, shave every morning you'll always look keen!
We've done this countless times be-fore,
You'd think my head would've split,
But everytime I say I be-lieve,
We play like a bus full of....
SHAAAAVING CREAM, BE NICE AND CLEAN, SHAVE EVERY MORNING YOU'LL ALWAYS LOOK KEEN!