The Pick Two Draft Thread

[Edgar]

So...nobody like my pick

Do I have two picks now..?

I'll trade you my next rounds pick for this one 

nah my 2 guys are on the board and I surely now what i want


and This last pick is for him to rest his injury and be invencible again next year

[Slugger]

Anyone considering being the first to have a female on their team?

If so, Jodie Meeks is available.

Thats bound to sell some tix.

EDIT: I see the Porkers already drafed Mike Miller, so there goes that idea

What you don't like the hair? Actually that was my pick but you don't have to worry about it because the Pacers don't have the pieces.

When you say pieces, is that a reference to the fact he plays for the Wizards?

Or the fact that he is missing certain pieces that other men usually have.

Miller is a girl, you drafted him.  Good for you being an equal opportunity employer.

Touche.

But if I may, ladies and gentlemen (and I use that term loosely) for your viewing pleasure and personal edification:

A comparison...

The 4-48 New Jersey Nets	Pos.	+/-	The ?-?? Indiana Pacers
Yi Jianlian	PF	Advantage Nets	Craig Smith
Jarvis Hayes	SF	Advantage Pacers	Lamar Odom
Brook Lopez	C	Advantage Nets	Nenad Krstic
Courtney Lee	SG	Wash	Courtney Lee
Devin Harris	PG	Wash	Stephen Curry

So, you've managed to assemble one borderline keeper in Curry, the Lakers' 6th man, and a supporting cast of easy to like 15 minute per game, mostly offensively challenged, role players in Barea, Hayes, Pachulia and Shannon Brown, as well as the out-for-the-season enigma, Anthony Randolph.

Could be a hard road and a lot of 65 point scoring efforts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkBe80SajCg

I love how you listed Craig Smith as my starting PF, when i would be starting Anthony Randolph ahead of him.

Last i checked, Anthony Randolph was considered more valuable than Yi.

Sorry my friends.  You're both wrong.

By the way, I dare either of you to come up with better teams than IP, Redz or I have come up with.

We were lugged with average picks to start with, then had picks outside the top 11 or so. And then traded away our two keepers for garbage.

Randolph is out for the season, and, while talented, unproven. You've taken the Pacers and somehow made them unrealistically worse. How many games do you think that team wins right now?

Who gives a stuff if Randolph is out for the season.  I know this team aint making the playoffs.

Lets look at what you've done....

You have a high draft choice, as well as having 2 high draft picks to start with.  You're already at an advantage there.

Looking at your bench, you have no height - absolutely no height.  How on earth are you going to stop anyone or rebound if Gasol gets into foul trouble?  He has a habit of getting into a bit of foul trouble, and you have Ronny Turiaf as the backup.

Thats laughable.  Maybe you should look at your own team before you criticize mine?

[ChampKind]

Anyone considering being the first to have a female on their team?

If so, Jodie Meeks is available.

Thats bound to sell some tix.

EDIT: I see the Porkers already drafed Mike Miller, so there goes that idea

What you don't like the hair? Actually that was my pick but you don't have to worry about it because the Pacers don't have the pieces.

When you say pieces, is that a reference to the fact he plays for the Wizards?

Or the fact that he is missing certain pieces that other men usually have.

Miller is a girl, you drafted him.  Good for you being an equal opportunity employer.

Touche.

But if I may, ladies and gentlemen (and I use that term loosely) for your viewing pleasure and personal edification:

A comparison...

The 4-48 New Jersey Nets	Pos.	+/-	The ?-?? Indiana Pacers
Yi Jianlian	PF	Advantage Nets	Craig Smith
Jarvis Hayes	SF	Advantage Pacers	Lamar Odom
Brook Lopez	C	Advantage Nets	Nenad Krstic
Courtney Lee	SG	Wash	Courtney Lee
Devin Harris	PG	Wash	Stephen Curry

So, you've managed to assemble one borderline keeper in Curry, the Lakers' 6th man, and a supporting cast of easy to like 15 minute per game, mostly offensively challenged, role players in Barea, Hayes, Pachulia and Shannon Brown, as well as the out-for-the-season enigma, Anthony Randolph.

Could be a hard road and a lot of 65 point scoring efforts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkBe80SajCg

I love how you listed Craig Smith as my starting PF, when i would be starting Anthony Randolph ahead of him.

Last i checked, Anthony Randolph was considered more valuable than Yi.

Sorry my friends.  You're both wrong.

By the way, I dare either of you to come up with better teams than IP, Redz or I have come up with.

We were lugged with average picks to start with, then had picks outside the top 11 or so. And then traded away our two keepers for garbage.

Randolph is out for the season, and, while talented, unproven. You've taken the Pacers and somehow made them unrealistically worse. How many games do you think that team wins right now?

Who gives a stuff if Randolph is out for the season.  I know this team aint making the playoffs.

Lets look at what you've done....

You have a high draft choice, as well as having 2 high draft picks to start with.  You're already at an advantage there.

Looking at your bench, you have no height - absolutely no height.  How on earth are you going to stop anyone or rebound if Gasol gets into foul trouble?  He has a habit of getting into a bit of foul trouble, and you have Ronny Turiaf as the backup.

Thats laughable.  Maybe you should look at your own team before you criticize mine?

Sorry you feel that way. I've gotten some pretty positive feedback on my team. If the best you can come up with is that my bench isn't tall enough, I figure I've done pretty well.

[Slugger]

Anyone considering being the first to have a female on their team?

If so, Jodie Meeks is available.

Thats bound to sell some tix.

EDIT: I see the Porkers already drafed Mike Miller, so there goes that idea

What you don't like the hair? Actually that was my pick but you don't have to worry about it because the Pacers don't have the pieces.

When you say pieces, is that a reference to the fact he plays for the Wizards?

Or the fact that he is missing certain pieces that other men usually have.

Miller is a girl, you drafted him.  Good for you being an equal opportunity employer.

Touche.

But if I may, ladies and gentlemen (and I use that term loosely) for your viewing pleasure and personal edification:

A comparison...

The 4-48 New Jersey Nets	Pos.	+/-	The ?-?? Indiana Pacers
Yi Jianlian	PF	Advantage Nets	Craig Smith
Jarvis Hayes	SF	Advantage Pacers	Lamar Odom
Brook Lopez	C	Advantage Nets	Nenad Krstic
Courtney Lee	SG	Wash	Courtney Lee
Devin Harris	PG	Wash	Stephen Curry

So, you've managed to assemble one borderline keeper in Curry, the Lakers' 6th man, and a supporting cast of easy to like 15 minute per game, mostly offensively challenged, role players in Barea, Hayes, Pachulia and Shannon Brown, as well as the out-for-the-season enigma, Anthony Randolph.

Could be a hard road and a lot of 65 point scoring efforts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkBe80SajCg

I love how you listed Craig Smith as my starting PF, when i would be starting Anthony Randolph ahead of him.

Last i checked, Anthony Randolph was considered more valuable than Yi.

Sorry my friends.  You're both wrong.

By the way, I dare either of you to come up with better teams than IP, Redz or I have come up with.

We were lugged with average picks to start with, then had picks outside the top 11 or so. And then traded away our two keepers for garbage.

Randolph is out for the season, and, while talented, unproven. You've taken the Pacers and somehow made them unrealistically worse. How many games do you think that team wins right now?

Who gives a stuff if Randolph is out for the season.  I know this team aint making the playoffs.

Lets look at what you've done....

You have a high draft choice, as well as having 2 high draft picks to start with.  You're already at an advantage there.

Looking at your bench, you have no height - absolutely no height.  How on earth are you going to stop anyone or rebound if Gasol gets into foul trouble?  He has a habit of getting into a bit of foul trouble, and you have Ronny Turiaf as the backup.

Thats laughable.  Maybe you should look at your own team before you criticize mine?

 
Sorry you feel that way. I've gotten some pretty positive feedback on my team. If the best you can come up with is that my bench isn't tall enough, I figure I've done pretty well.

Nice response.

[Lucky17]

I'll interrupt the love fest to say that I have the next selection, but am trading it.

Who can announce a trade?

[Edgar]

Roster updated in signature

Result

[ChampKind]

Nice response.

Thank you. I'm only sad that there wasn't a youtube clip from You Got Served that could have summed it up better.

[Lucky17]

Edgar, I'm sending trade announcement to you.

[Edgar]

Edgar, I'm sending trade announcement to you.

pick for him
I am almost leaving for dentist

[PosImpos]

So uh, how am I supposed to know what players are still available or when it's my turn to pick if nobody is updating this thing?

[Slugger]

Nice response.

Thank you. I'm only sad that there wasn't a youtube clip from You Got Served that could have summed it up better.

I'm loving how you're oblivious to the fact that apart from your keepers, your team is pretty sad.

I was criticized for having bench players that only play 15 or so minutes per game.  You have 1 bench player in Williams that isnt a 9th man or better.

[indeedproceed]

Phila trades JR Smith and Andres Nocioni
Toronto trades Ben Gordon, James Posey, and 9.16

[Atzar]

Clippers select Theo Ratliff with the 15th pick in the ninth round.

[riah32]

The Sixers select.....Jawad Williams. I will listen to offers for humphries and posey either together in a 2 for 1 or seperate. PM if your interested.

[Lucky17]

Phila trades JR Smith and Andres Nocioni
Toronto trades Ben Gordon, James Posey, and 9.16

TP to riah for some staying power in these negotiations.