These have to be real observations... this one made me lose my faith in humanity just a tiny bit more last night:
We're at the Celtics game. There is a boy of about 6 sitting next to what I believe to be his mother. We have front row balcony seats (good view, parallel to ct) The boy is playing his PSP instead of watching the game. He seems like he's a celtics fan though, Ray Allen jersey, Celtics warmups. If I'm the parent, we have a talk about how going to a game costs money and if he doesn't want to be there or would rather be playing video games we can do that at home (in fact don't bring it at all), but here's the kicker, I go to the bathroom and when I come back I see that he's PLAYING NBA LIVE 2010! How crazy is that? Instead of watching the real basketball game in front of him, he's in a trance playing a simulation of what's happening in real life.
So feel free to comment or add your own stories of the surreal.