If you doubt who I am, If you doubt that I'm Dutch,
Watch me shoot 15 footers with that feathery touch,
Admire as I shoot my hook from the baseline,
You're in awe as I shoot 82% from the line,
Momma says I look good and I'm 7 foot 4,
I have to duck my head to get through a door,
44 years old and wear a size 20 shoe,
Playing myself in NBA Jam is what I like to do,
Now that I've proven Rik Smits is who I am,
All that's left to be said is Wham, bam, thank you mam.
-Rik Smits
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