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Re: if you could rename teams
« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2009, 04:41:16 PM »

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Re: if you could rename teams
« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2009, 08:18:42 AM »

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Nets --> Brooklyn Bridges or Bums (where they'll be next year)
New Orleans --> should get the Jazz back.
Washington --> should bring back the Bullets
Utah --> Salt Licks
LA Clippers --> Hopeless Causes
LA Lakers --> Posers

Re: if you could rename teams
« Reply #17 on: December 07, 2009, 08:27:18 AM »

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I'd change the Wizards to the Bullets.

There's a lot of others but I can't come up with anything good right now

Maybe I'd make a mafia reference.  The New Jersey Dons or Sopranos or something

You could never change the Wizards back to the Bullets out of respect to Abe Pollin and everything he did for the league.

He really gave the NBA a boost, at his own loss, to ensure it thrived and it's only fitting that the name he gave the team lives on.


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Re: if you could rename teams
« Reply #18 on: December 07, 2009, 09:58:19 AM »

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I want the Bullets back.


I hate the Florida team names.  They just don't work.

You can say "I'm a Celtic"  "I'm a Buck", "I'm a Knick"


"I'm a Heat"?
"I'm a Magic"?

Re: if you could rename teams
« Reply #19 on: December 07, 2009, 10:01:16 AM »

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I want the Bullets back.


I hate the Florida team names.  They just don't work.

You can say "I'm a Celtic"  "I'm a Buck", "I'm a Knick"


"I'm a Heat"?
"I'm a Magic"?

Yes, but if you "feel the Celtic" or "feel the Bull" you might get arrested, whereas feeling "the Heat" or feeling "the Magic" is perfectly acceptable.

All that Jazz...
Yup

Re: if you could rename teams
« Reply #20 on: December 07, 2009, 10:03:09 AM »

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Not sure where it would fit demographically but I'm pretty certain the name Angry Pickles would be a big hit.
Yup

Re: if you could rename teams
« Reply #21 on: December 07, 2009, 10:44:01 AM »

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No mo than the CROTORS!!!!!!
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Re: if you could rename teams
« Reply #22 on: December 07, 2009, 11:43:43 AM »

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Atlanta Crunkadunks
Boston Celtics
Charlotte Wombats
Chicago Pitbull Puppies (They mean, too)
Cleveland Atleast we're not Detroit's
Dallas Pocket Ponies
Denver Registers
Detroit Oh crap, we Detroit's
Golden State Trees
Houston Problems
Indiana Crackerjacks
LA FakeLakes
LA Sashas
Memphis Fishtacos
Miami Castros
Milwaukee Bests
Minnesota Lakers
New Jersey Mutant Ninja Turtles
New Orleans Voodoo
New York Hopeless
Oklahoma City Undeservings
Orlando Mighty Mice
Philadelphia 1492'ers
Phoenix Cactus People
Portland City Stealers
Sacramento Robbed in 2003
San Antonio Thanks Daddy Sterns
Toronto Ice Monsters from Mars
Utah We Have Jazz?
Washington Hibachi's


Re: if you could rename teams
« Reply #23 on: December 07, 2009, 11:56:29 AM »

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Ouch!

I dislike most team names for expansion teams in all sports from the mid '80s onwards.  They all seem to be either names based on collective nouns (Heat, Magic, Fire, Dynamo, Lightning, etc.), or animal names you would find painted on the wall of the local junior high gym (Bobcats, Hornets, Grizzlies, Panthers, Jaguars, Sharks, etc.)  Boring.

I like team names based on Native American tribes or other ethnic backgrounds (Celtics, Fighting Irish, Warriors, Braves, etc.).  These names are meant as tributes.  Nobody picks a name for themselves meant to be derogatory (Banana Slugs and a few other minor college mascots are meant as a joke, but still not derogatory).  Also good are names with some kind of local meaning (Nuggets, Brewers, Patriots, Supersonics, Trailblazers, Knickerbockers).  I like New Orleans Voodoo that's a good idea, Hornets is terrible and has no meaning.  Memphis Fishtacos is great!

I would like to see a bunch of teams revert to old names.  Wizards become Bullets, Thunder become Seattle Supersonics, LA Clips become San Diego Clips, GS Warriors become SF Warriors, Jazz and Lakers can stay like they are, since their history all happened after their moves.  Hopefully the Nets will adopt a new name in Brooklyn.  Sacramento Kings should be moved to KC. 
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Re: if you could rename teams
« Reply #24 on: December 07, 2009, 12:16:36 PM »

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 the utah jazz are the most ill fitting pair of words i've ever heard.

Re: if you could rename teams
« Reply #25 on: December 07, 2009, 12:39:37 PM »

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Re: if you could rename teams
« Reply #26 on: December 07, 2009, 12:52:27 PM »

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OKC Bombers

Ouch!

I dislike most team names for expansion teams in all sports from the mid '80s onwards.  They all seem to be either names based on collective nouns (Heat, Magic, Fire, Dynamo, Lightning, etc.), or animal names you would find painted on the wall of the local junior high gym (Bobcats, Hornets, Grizzlies, Panthers, Jaguars, Sharks, etc.)  Boring.

I like team names based on Native American tribes or other ethnic backgrounds (Celtics, Fighting Irish, Warriors, Braves, etc.).  These names are meant as tributes.  Nobody picks a name for themselves meant to be derogatory (Banana Slugs and a few other minor college mascots are meant as a joke, but still not derogatory).  Also good are names with some kind of local meaning (Nuggets, Brewers, Patriots, Supersonics, Trailblazers, Knickerbockers).  I like New Orleans Voodoo that's a good idea, Hornets is terrible and has no meaning.  Memphis Fishtacos is great!

I would like to see a bunch of teams revert to old names.  Wizards become Bullets, Thunder become Seattle Supersonics, LA Clips become San Diego Clips, GS Warriors become SF Warriors, Jazz and Lakers can stay like they are, since their history all happened after their moves.  Hopefully the Nets will adopt a new name in Brooklyn.  Sacramento Kings should be moved to KC. 
If we're going retro -- send the Clips back to Buffalo and call them the Braves.