Wife's Christmas Party or C's Game?

[Roy Hobbs]

good......I am sure it beats the mood in Tiger Woods house this morning

Yeah, but I'm presuming nobody in the blake household will be getting a $55 million bump to their prenupt. 

[Tai]

When you've been married as many times as I have, you learn all of the mistakes not to make.

My first wife would have said, "Fine, go to the game, but no sex for a month."

My second wife would have said, "Fine, go to the game, but if you do I'm going to sleep with that cute guy in accounting and there will be no sex until you buy me something very expensive."

My current wife would say, "If you go to the game, I will cut off your balls and feed them to the cat."

I never should have divorced my first wife.

Go to the Christmas party.

  TP for making me laugh.

[Roy Hobbs]

So, how was the party?  Did you get to see any of the game?

[Hoops]

So, how was the party?  Did you get to see any of the game?

Roy Hobbs - perfectly filling the role of dutiful father, staying up late to check in and see how his son's date went this evening (figuratively speaking, of course). Good work, Roy.