Perk doin Work..12 pts, 11 boards, 3 denials..man he is good now and he's only 25....
And a nice jam! I love Perk!
I love Perk more! I want his babies!
MAN they're gonna be ugly but I swear it, there *will* be babies.
Stop it, man ... I'm splitting a side! lol!
Can't! Drunk as fleckers, I can't do anything but post nonsense. And it take me ages I swear. So many backspaces/deletes! It's awesome!
I've never been drunk before, awesome night to be drunk tho 
I swear that I've seen you say you've never been drunk but are drunk multiple times in game threads... Either that or I'm drunk... and I don't drink. I'm confused!
Seriously, I've never been *as* drunk as I am right now.
Serisously. SE-RI-OUS-LY.
And ugh yes. I might've said something *similar* before, but not that I'm really drunk.
I'm gonna do a search action tomorrow to see if I've said I was drunk before. If I have, I'll TP ya.
But believe me, never had it like this.
I don't drink often tho. So, any booze at all will do me in.