My honeymoon to Cape Cod was a little busy, and pretty much every free second I had on the phone was devoted to the CelticsBlog draft, but I tried pretty much all the Cape Cod beers, and even some from breweries that don't distribute in NY from the Midwest.
First, a note on Cape Cod/Eastern Mass breweries in general: They suck. They're not very good. It is so typically Cape Cod though.
Person who makes a crapton of money from tourists: "Hey, people seem to be jumping on this whole microbrew train. Maybe we should start selling it."
Person who makes slightly more money from tourists: "No, Percy, you simpering idiot, you provincial piece of garbage. We should MAKE it. Wait! NO! We should MAKE OTHER CRAPPY BREWERIES MAKE IT! AND PRETEND WE MAKE IT! AND SELL IT!!!!!"
I tried a lot of these kinds of beers. Naukabout Pale Ale (brewed by Paper City), Cape Cod Red (
link), Cape Cod IPA, Mayflower IPA..the list goes on.
They all sucked. It was like someone found all the crappy toothless IPA's and had a party.
I liked three 'Cape Cod' beers; here they are:
1) Captain Swain's Extra Stout: Cisco Brewing
http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/261/768Loved everything about it. Heady, strong, complex layered taste with the boozy kind of after-taste I associate with true imperials. The kind of beer that makes you think, "Hey! If I play 'Hello' by Lionel Ritchie, I bet the whole bar will break out in song with me!"
2) Mayflower Summer Rye: Wasn't the best Rye I'd ever had. Wasn't the worst. Was very drinkable though.
3) Mayflower Porter: Wasn't the best Porter I'd ever had, wasn't the worst. Was very drinkable.
Other beers I tried for the first time that were not from Cape Cod and did not pretend to be:
1) Boulevard Brewing Company's Double Wide IPA (Courtesy of Redz**):
http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/423/39639Beer was fantastic, very strong, and not just the 8.5%. Taste was not overwhelming, but I don't think I could drink a sixer in one sitting, crappy tolerance notwithstanding. I will buy this again though, great "Im gonna sit here and relax and have a beer, maybe two" kind of beer.
Boulevard Brewing Company's Tankhouse 7 Farm Ale:
http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/423/50570I liked this beer, it wasn't super-hoppy or anything but a saison shouldn't be. It was kind of dry, citrusy, clean, just very good. Very affordable as well.
Boulevard Brewing Company's The Sixth Glass: Its a 'Quad Style' (never had one before) beer that just..
Well I poured it into a pint glass (would've used a snifter if I'd had one available), and took a sip while my brother expounded upon the virtues of..something. I still have no idea what the crap he was talking about because I got lost in the beer.
I interrupted him, exclaiming, "(Pluck) me, that's a (plucking) great (plucking) beer! (Pluck)!"
I did not do this quietly. I love how beeradvocate breaks everything down to notes of plums or hints of figs or whatever, but I'm not that guy. I veer more towards the more hyperbolic, more abstract and ultimately useless metaphors when describing me beers, and here is my own little take:
The Sixth Glass from Boulevard Brewing is smoother than any 10.5% alcoholic beverage ought to be. Its cleaner, but not in a 'malt liquor' or 4-Lokos kind of way. Taking your first sip of it, not knowing what a 'quad' is supposed to be, and knowing what 10 or 12% usually tastes like, it is unexpectedly refreshing. Like the first time you got a lap-dance but realized that somehow, strippers smell REALLY GOOD.
Its not really complex, a lot less to handle than your typical ambition DIPA (think like Dogfish 90-minute), but it is so incredibly well-made that you can just get lost in it, taking small sips and grinning knowingly at God because now you know his little secret too.
Here is what the label looks like:

Its pretty serious.
**I have Redz to thank for all the Boulevard Brewing beers out there. The wife and I met up with him for an afternoon and he gave me the Double-Wide. I cannot emphasize with words how disappointed beer-wise I'd been on the honeymoon to that point. turned my whole vacation around, beer-wise. I tried everything from boulevard I could find.