Have you ever spoonerised accidentally? I have. Some of them have been very funny. Some embarrassing. And some just weird. Lately, there's been a lot of spoonerisms purposely (and masterfully) executed to hilarious affect. As a result I bring you the Spoonerism Thread. Place your spoonerisms in here. Keep it clean. For example a great spoonerism would be "a sale of two ti**ies" (a tale of two cities) but I think even that would overstep the boundary. But as long as it's not blatant then it should be fine.

So, there are only two rules.

1 - post your spoonerism and nothing else in that particular post.
2 - steer clear of expletives.

A clean, basketball related spoonerism to start us off - Granny Danger.