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Re: Bathroom Question
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2009, 02:29:07 PM »

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hang a paper towel out of your pants. Problem solved

Best solution thus far I think.  Its got the usefullness of the apron suggestion, but is a bit more practical.  
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Re: Bathroom Question
« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2009, 02:29:41 PM »

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hang a paper towel out of your pants. Problem solved

Best solution thus far I think.  Its got the usefullness of the apron suggestion, but is a bit more practical.  

Just take off your pants.

Re: Bathroom Question
« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2009, 02:30:44 PM »

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hang a paper towel out of your pants. Problem solved

Best solution thus far I think.  Its got the usefullness of the apron suggestion, but is a bit more practical.  

Just take off your pants.

Better yet...Just go pantless permanently as a fashion statement
Yup

Re: Bathroom Question
« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2009, 02:31:19 PM »

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hang a paper towel out of your pants. Problem solved

Best solution thus far I think.  Its got the usefullness of the apron suggestion, but is a bit more practical.  

Just take off your pants.

Better yet...Just go pantless permanently as a fashion statement

Ill see if that will pass on casual friday
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Re: Bathroom Question
« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2009, 02:35:18 PM »

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hang a paper towel out of your pants. Problem solved

Best solution thus far I think.  Its got the usefullness of the apron suggestion, but is a bit more practical.  

Just take off your pants.

Better yet...Just go pantless permanently as a fashion statement

Ill see if that will pass on casual friday

Definitely would be a good test to see just how secure your job is (not to mention your ego)
Yup

Re: Bathroom Question
« Reply #20 on: August 10, 2009, 02:35:38 PM »

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Turn the water on only a little.

Re: Bathroom Question
« Reply #21 on: August 10, 2009, 02:36:49 PM »

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I work for the government.  Their hiring process is extremely slow, but their fireing process is even slower lol. I could probably pull it off.  
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Re: Bathroom Question
« Reply #22 on: August 10, 2009, 02:39:33 PM »

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Re: Bathroom Question
« Reply #23 on: August 10, 2009, 02:41:33 PM »

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I work for the government.  Their hiring process is extremely slow, but their fireing process is even slower lol. I could probably pull it off.  

Weren't you job hunting on here like 2 months ago? And now your working for the government? Hmm...

Re: Bathroom Question
« Reply #24 on: August 10, 2009, 02:43:42 PM »

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I work for the government.  Their hiring process is extremely slow, but their fireing process is even slower lol. I could probably pull it off.  

Weren't you job hunting on here like 2 months ago? And now your working for the government? Hmm...

What is that supposed to mean?
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Re: Bathroom Question
« Reply #25 on: August 10, 2009, 02:45:36 PM »

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Maybe this is gross, but just don't wash your hands?


And you post with those hands on here?    :-X


Re: Bathroom Question
« Reply #26 on: August 10, 2009, 02:47:58 PM »

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I work for the government.  Their hiring process is extremely slow, but their fireing process is even slower lol. I could probably pull it off.  

Weren't you job hunting on here like 2 months ago? And now your working for the government? Hmm...

What is that supposed to mean?

Actually, nevermind.

Re: Bathroom Question
« Reply #27 on: August 10, 2009, 02:49:56 PM »

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  Not sure what your trying to get from accusing me of lieing about where I work...
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Re: Bathroom Question
« Reply #28 on: August 10, 2009, 02:52:32 PM »

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Stop washing your hands, and carry sanitary wipes instead.

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Re: Bathroom Question
« Reply #29 on: August 10, 2009, 02:57:00 PM »

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I might recommend constructing some sort of barrier right at the edge of the sink counter between your fly and the sink. For example, if there is a box of tissues next to the sink, slide it in front to act as the barrier.

You could also bring something with you, say, a clipboard - you could place the clipboard up against the edge of the counter and lean up against it with your thighs and your crotch. That would definitely block all the spray - much better than some measly paper towel. Plus, it wouldn't be that weird if someone else saw you in the bathroom - you walk in with a clipboard and hold it under your arm while peeing and then when you go to wash, people will understand your hesitation to place the clipboard on the germ-infested counter top when you pin the clipboard up against the edge of the counter with your body.