Celtics Rap

[cdif911]

ok, here's a new idea, I think Miracle Johann (wherever he is) would enjoy this...

each of us takes a Celtic player and writes his intro into a rap, think Beastie Boys:

My name's Mike D and I'm back from the dead
Chillin on the beaches down at Club Med

feel free to repeat players and bring back in players from the past....

here goes:

My first name's Rasheed, last name's Wallace
you've got an energized maniac whose jumpher is polished

[indeedproceed]

Name's Scalabrine and I got red hair,
I play average defense and hit jumpers with flair,
If the ladies want a piece, the line starts over there.
You'll all get a turn, so don't you despair.
(No cuttin, no nuh no cut-in)

[indeedproceed]

Nerd note: I am very proud of the above.

[wdleehi]

Tony Allen on call
fans call me TA
When I try to do something with the ball
it usually ends up going the other way.

[cdif911]

Nerd note: I am very proud of the above.

I'm proud of you too!  its awesome

[cdif911]

I've got 9 and a half didgets, I'm always ready to ball
I got a 70 inch vertical, making me impossible to stall
I've got the bball IQ of a 3rd grader, and like a 3rd grade birfday I made you a cupcake
a quarter of the threads on this site want me to come back, throwing me to the wolves was a mistake
I wore #5 proudly, warming it up for the KG man
now bring back Gerald Green, c'mon do it Dan

(note, I believe nothing about this rap except the 3rd grade IQ part)

[indeedproceed]

Gerald Green loves his birfdays.

[vl819]

A three in your face or a dagger jumper
Even kobe knows that pierce has his number

[indeedproceed]

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and Im out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose


No...wait...that's Beck, Loser. Sorry.

Get crazy with the Cheeze Wiz.

[Nowee]

My name is Bill Russell.
I played with Hustle.
With hustle i achieved many things.
Like winnig 11 championship rings.
People say that makes me one of the best.
I say Bosten is just better then the rest.

[cdif911]

you got a beef, gotta step up to the Chief




needs work...

[indeedproceed]

First pick overall and number one in ya hearts,
Skill wise you could equate me to a couple of farts.
Just cuz I'm seven feet don't mean I got a plan,
Last name Olowokandi but you can call me Kandi man.
(No refunds, no nuh no refunds.)

[indeedproceed]

First round bust but that don't mean I'm done.
If you're seven feet tall you'll get a deal from someone.
I couldn't get real minutes even if I tried,
Someone told you I could play? Well I guess they lied.
O'Bryant, Pat-Pat O'Bryant
You ain't even gotta wonder my name's Pat O-Bryant.

[Truck Lewis]

Yo, who's that balla straight foolin folks like Hondo?
You mean employee number 9? dam thats my dawg Rondo.
Forever flippin it and rippin it, making enemies full on woozy,
Aint no mistakin, he's the reincarnation of the great Bob Cousy.

[Amir]

First pick overall and number one in ya hearts,
Skill wise you could equate me to a couple of farts.
Just cuz I'm seven feet don't mean I got a plan,
Last name Olowokandi but you can call me Kandi man.
(No refunds, no nuh no refunds.)

TP.