My twin was kind (read:cruel) enough to keep me updated on IM. Here's the recap for anyone interested...
Mona:
marwatch begins!
prays makes bed works out fairly normal so far
Bree:
you know apart from the whole broadcasting on the internet part
can you get out of bed and make me lunch? you know be productive
Mona:
you mean watching marTV and keeping you updated isn't producive
i’ll take you to lunch

Bree:

Mona:
mar with a beauty routine that puts mine to shame he's been primping for 30 minutes
in his towel
Bree:
hope you're keeping your eyes averted in case of any wardrobe malfunction
Mona:
bwahaha nekkid marbury alert
Bree:
what?!
Mona:
in the shower pervert
Bree:
sticks finger down throat
Mona:
haha sorry
he's too far away to see anything eye bleach not neccessary
he actually asked the "crew" if he could be seen on camera and they said no so you can blame them
LOL he's kicking back in his celtics uniform
Bree:
haha seriously?
Mona:
just the shorts
Bree:
sooo does that mean his celtic career is over?
Mona:
who knows?

haha he uses 2 colognes claims it's lethal
Bree:
facepalm
Mona:
ha h even brings crazy when he's on the phone
now starbury is pushing some crazy SnL type idea
he's been silent for 14 years needs to defend himself
on ustream
Bree:
haha
Mona:
LOL he's trying to plan something "for the ladies"
now he's rhapsodizing about MJ compared him to obama
haha unbelievable he's giving a shout out to the knicks
you have to watch this
Bree:
no thanks i'll hold on to my self respect
Mona:
ROTFL he's comparing Lebron dunkgate to Kobe Colorodo and his escapades in that truck
Bree:
LOL to be a fly on the wall when nike execs hear this
Mona:
did I tell you he called his new York tenure a booboo?
Bree:
that explains it
Mona:
Now he's philosophizing about the NBA going global. thanks for newsflash marb
hahahah he said real talk
brings back fond memories of the best mvid ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdaAWFoWr2cBree:
LOL i guess we found his inspiration
maybe he'll have his barber come over later
Mona:
haha too late he already shaved his head earlier
part of that beauty routine i told you about
what would Jesus do bracelet oh my
Bree:
haha what?
Mona:
one of his tattoos he's telling us how meaningful they are
confession alert: he gets his eyebrows done

Bree:
OK you need to stop if I laugh out loud again I might get kicked out of the library
Mona:
he thinks Perk is hilarious
Bree:
aaawww Perk is adorable
Mona:
says rondo will be in the top 3 pgs
thought for a minute he was going to leave him off the list
Bree:
aaaw I think Rajon is adorable too
Mona:
fyi starbury clothing line in the works
some KG love and some mild hatin on Lebron
warms my heart
ok martime is over
so glad artest went to the lakers
wouldn’t be able to sleep thinking he was out there
Bree:
haha marbury sheed artest trifecta will be something indeed