Author Topic: How I learned to stop fearing and loved the return of 'Toine  (Read 1114 times)

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Offline TitleMaster

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Well that's it, he's the backup 3 to Pierce!

Re: How I learned to stop fearing and loved the return of 'Toine
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2009, 12:33:36 PM »

Offline Rondoholic

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Apparently he needs the money to pay back Vegas.  Maybe we can sign him to vet min contract with a ton of incentives that he could never meet. 

Incentives:
1.  Get down to you UK playing weight.
2.  Must remain inside the 3-point-line for 75% of your offensive floor time.
3.  Shoot better than 40% from three.
4.  Shoot better than 80% from the line.
5.  Constantly do the wiggle, especially when seated on the bench.
6.  Have Adidas re-release your shoes and Employee #8 commercial.
...the possibilities are endless...