Rondo and Perk should have came to the conference in suits as well. That would have thrown some shock waves through the league. "Take a look at this"
And they should have had pit bulls and armed guards, then thrown stacks of hundred dollar bills to the press. Had some dancing girls and fireworks followed by a performance by AC/DC singing Thunderstruck, now that would have sent shock waves.
Topped off with a steel cage death match between them all? And I'm talking Danny, Doc, AC/DC, the dancing girls, the starting 5, Sheed, his family...until only one remains.
YES!!!
And right in the middle of the match what do you hear?
I am a real American...
Hulk Hogan storms the ring, and wrecks shop!
Until a shadowy figure is seen at the top of the ramp. "Who is it?" "Who can it be?" can be heard throughout the corwd. An electric guitar screeches, breaking the silence. Flanked by his guitarists, Slash on one side, Jimi Hendrix on the other, Will Solomon storms the ring to the sound of sweet metal. Mass suplexing ensues, no one is safe, and no one, no one is the same.
Danny Ainge crawls to the mic, wincing from suplex injuries, and announces the Celtics huge signing coup, Will Solomon. Danny's cel phone immediately receives 29 text messages accepting defeat, and forfeiting the season.
