People need to plan better to make up fake rumors and have "Sources"
The ideal plan is you should make an account many, many months in advance before posting your crazy idea and claim it as fact. Second, build up that post count and gain respect in the community of bloggers/posters. Third, Then you unleash your diabolic plan to overthrow the site's mods and take control for yourself with crazy rumors.
38 posts and the deli guy doesn't quite cut it, man.