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Re: What would Yoda say to Rondo
« Reply #30 on: June 26, 2009, 06:27:06 AM »

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Max contract you are not

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....TP for you...

And one more, this one made me laugh! ;D

Re: What would Yoda say to Rondo
« Reply #31 on: June 26, 2009, 11:47:12 PM »

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Take more field goal attempts than Ray Allen in a playoff game, do not

Re: What would Yoda say to Rondo
« Reply #32 on: June 27, 2009, 01:16:53 AM »

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The H.O.R.S.E isn`t strong in you..


Y'all are haters, thats brilliant!


Rondo: Master, I'm not afraid.

Yoda: Oh! You will be, You will be.

--

Rondo: ( after watching Yoda drill a 3) I don't believe it!

Yoda: THAT is why you fail.

--

Rondo: Master Yoda...  am I the next Gary Payton?
Yoda: Rest I need. Yes. Rest.
Luke: Yoda, I must know.
Yoda: Gary Paton, you are.
[pause]
Yoda: Told you, did the national media?
Luke: Yes.
Yoda: Unexpected this is. And unfortunate.
Luke: Unfortunate that I know the truth?
Yoda: No! Unfortunate that you rushed into a contract extension... that incomplete was your training. That... not ready for the money and recognition were you.


I TP'ed both of you.

Re: What would Yoda say to Rondo
« Reply #33 on: June 27, 2009, 09:02:57 AM »

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I TP'd everyone, this is a funny thread.

Re: What would Yoda say to Rondo
« Reply #34 on: June 27, 2009, 09:48:16 AM »

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Hmmmmmmm...Tell me more about this Sam Cassell fellow
Yup

Re: What would Yoda say to Rondo
« Reply #35 on: June 27, 2009, 10:06:30 AM »

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Since I'm Mace

You are on the Council. But we do not grant you the rank of Master.

Re: What would Yoda say to Rondo
« Reply #36 on: June 27, 2009, 10:35:38 AM »

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Gamble on defense try not so much.

Listen to Doc you must as he is a Jedi Master.

Bleed green Gary Payton does not for he is your father but has turned on you.

Re: What would Yoda say to Rondo
« Reply #37 on: June 27, 2009, 11:10:04 AM »

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Y'all are haters, thats brilliant!


Rondo: Master, I'm not afraid.

Yoda: Oh! You will be, You will be.

--

Rondo: ( after watching Yoda drill a 3) I don't believe it!

Yoda: THAT is why you fail.

--

Rondo: Master Yoda...  am I the next Gary Payton?
Yoda: Rest I need. Yes. Rest.
Luke: Yoda, I must know.
Yoda: Gary Paton, you are.
[pause]
Yoda: Told you, did the national media?
Luke: Yes.
Yoda: Unexpected this is. And unfortunate.
Luke: Unfortunate that I know the truth?
Yoda: No! Unfortunate that you rushed into a contract extension... that incomplete was your training. That... not ready for the money and recognition were you.


KC just shut this thread down!!!  great job!

Re: What would Yoda say to Rondo
« Reply #38 on: June 27, 2009, 11:36:41 AM »

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Y'all are haters, thats brilliant!


Rondo: Master, I'm not afraid.

Yoda: Oh! You will be, You will be.

--

Rondo: ( after watching Yoda drill a 3) I don't believe it!

Yoda: THAT is why you fail.

--

Rondo: Master Yoda...  am I the next Gary Payton?
Yoda: Rest I need. Yes. Rest.
Luke: Yoda, I must know.
Yoda: Gary Paton, you are.
[pause]
Yoda: Told you, did the national media?
Luke: Yes.
Yoda: Unexpected this is. And unfortunate.
Luke: Unfortunate that I know the truth?
Yoda: No! Unfortunate that you rushed into a contract extension... that incomplete was your training. That... not ready for the money and recognition were you.


KC just shut this thread down!!!  great job!

I'm just glad I beat you to it.

Re: What would Yoda say to Rondo
« Reply #39 on: June 27, 2009, 11:45:42 AM »

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The H.O.R.S.E isn`t strong in you..


Y'all are haters, thats brilliant!


Rondo: Master, I'm not afraid.

Yoda: Oh! You will be, You will be.

--

Rondo: ( after watching Yoda drill a 3) I don't believe it!

Yoda: THAT is why you fail.

--

Rondo: Master Yoda...  am I the next Gary Payton?
Yoda: Rest I need. Yes. Rest.
Luke: Yoda, I must know.
Yoda: Gary Paton, you are.
[pause]
Yoda: Told you, did the national media?
Luke: Yes.
Yoda: Unexpected this is. And unfortunate.
Luke: Unfortunate that I know the truth?
Yoda: No! Unfortunate that you rushed into a contract extension... that incomplete was your training. That... not ready for the money and recognition were you.


That last one is genious

Re: What would Yoda say to Rondo
« Reply #40 on: June 27, 2009, 11:49:52 AM »

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Raise you to level of Knight the council does. But agree with you seeking max contract I do not

Re: What would Yoda say to Rondo
« Reply #41 on: June 27, 2009, 11:54:19 AM »

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Yoda : The Force will guide you

Rondo: Ooooh, maxibig..."da Force"...Wellen, dat smells stinkowiff

I hope this doesn't happen in the future

Yoda: Why were you banished Rondo?

Rondo: Tis a long tale, buta small part wawdabe
mesa...ooooh...aaaa.....clumsy.
Yoda : They banished you because you're clumsy?



Rondo : Mesa cause-ed mabee one or duey lettal bitty axadentes...yud-say
boom da gasser, un crash Der Bosses heyblibber...den banished.

Re: What would Yoda say to Rondo
« Reply #42 on: June 30, 2009, 08:35:00 PM »

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MACE: It's very dangerous, putting Rondo and his agent together. I don't think the boy can handle it. I don't trust him.

OBI-WAN: He'll be all right. I trust Rondo with my life.

MACE:I wish I did.

OBI-WAN: With all due respect, Master, is Rondo not the Chosen One? Is he not to destroy the Lakers and bring balance to the basketball?

MACE: So the prophecy says.

YODA: A prophecy . . . that misread could have been.

OBI-WAN: Rondo will not let me down. He never has.

YODA: I hope right you are. And now destroy the Cleveland Caveliers on Kashyyyk, I will. May the Force be with you.

Re: What would Yoda say to Rondo
« Reply #43 on: June 30, 2009, 08:44:23 PM »

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Cajones, you must have.
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Re: What would Yoda say to Rondo
« Reply #44 on: June 30, 2009, 09:54:03 PM »

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Cajones, you must have.

Is Sam Cassel this is?
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