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DNP's
« on: June 09, 2009, 06:02:26 PM »

Offline johnnyrondo

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So one day this Spring I was reading the box score of a game on either espn or nba.com and next to a player it said, "DNP, lack of talent, old age."  This was hilarious to me (by morning it was changed). I thought it would be cool if each night we present the real reason for a player's DNP, besides "injured" or 'coach's decision."  This really won't take effect until next season, but maybe we can use the Finals as a trial period.

I will give TP's to the first 5 people who respond with a DNP description. Eventually we can have it where people just give a TP to the person with the best description.

Game 2
DJ Mbenga DNP FILMING AN OZ EPISODE
Josh Powell DNP LAKERS REGRET SIGNING SASHA OVER TURIAF
Adonal Foyle DNP USELESS EVEN BEFORE HE GOT OLD
Anthony Johnson DNP JAMEER NELSON'S PT'S FAULT


I was hoping Sasha Vujavic would have gotten a DNP (what's he averaging 5 minutes?) b/c Sasha Vujavic: DNP POST TRAUMATIC RAY ALLEN FINAL'S SYNDROME would be a good one.


Re: DNP's
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2009, 06:20:52 PM »

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Anthony Johnson - DNP - Pouting on bench after shoving coach.

Re: DNP's
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2009, 06:23:15 PM »

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Sasha Vujacic - DNP - Swine Flu

Re: DNP's
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2009, 06:26:59 PM »

Offline johnnyrondo

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Sasha Vujacic - DNP - Swine Flu

OK TPS's to Matt and RAcker for participating. 3 more TP's available. Since Vujacic played, it really shouldn't count, but I literally laughed out loud, so that counts for something.

Re: DNP's
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2009, 06:29:40 PM »

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Sasha Vujacic - DNP - Swine Flu

OK TPS's to Matt and RAcker for participating. 3 more TP's available. Since Vujacic played, it really shouldn't count, but I literally laughed out loud, so that counts for something.

My bad I thought it was hypothetical, I'll think of another one for somebody after tonight's game. I like the thread,  tommy point!

Re: DNP's
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2009, 06:35:53 PM »

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Anthony Johnson - DNP Jam-EER Infection
Adonal Foyle - DNP Coach's lack of remembering he was still in the league
Yup

Re: DNP's
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2009, 07:16:43 PM »

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Adam Morrison - DNP because he refuses to open his eyes while JJ  Reddick is playing.

or

Adam Morrison - DNP because he wont get a **** hair cut.

Re: DNP's
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2009, 07:53:20 PM »

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Adam Morrison - DNP - Highly overrated due to college career.

Re: DNP's
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2009, 08:21:34 PM »

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Adam Morrison - DNP - locked out of arena after stepping out for a smoke

Re: DNP's
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TP's to bobdelt, guava wrench and Redz.

Tyrone Lue- DNP- 9th string point guard
  or
Tyrone Lue- DNP- Past Bedtime

Re: DNP's
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2009, 10:10:54 AM »

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Shannon Brown - DNP - Traded to the WNBA for Cash Considerations

Re: DNP's
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2009, 10:16:59 AM »

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J.J. Reddick - DNP - Delusions of grandeur

Re: DNP's
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2009, 10:18:29 AM »

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J.J reddick - DNP - Karma based payback due to Duke affiliation.
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« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2009, 10:26:56 AM »

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Adam Morrison - DNP - Traveled back in time to film 70's pron

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« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2009, 10:29:20 AM »

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Anthony Johnson - DNP - Coaching staff confused him with Anthony Carter and thought him ineligible.
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