Inside Edition, you suck.
#1) You refer to yourself in the third person throughout the report. Its on your website. We know you're the one keeping out kids safe. Doy. This is no different than anyone else referring to themselves in the third person. You're not a unique little snowflake. 8 Times. 8 Times you called yourself Inside Edition.
#2) You refer to yourself not only in the third person, but in all caps. Its INSIDE EDITION. I mean really. The only other person who refers to themselves in all caps in something they helped write is GOD.
#3) You know what? I like getting drunk at sporting events. Eat that.