Well, if Sheed does join the ship, it won't be possible to sit children in the lower bowl anymore. Could you imagine a frontline of Sheed, KG, and Perk? Even the hardest of criminals would leave the Garden with pee-soaked pants and emotional scars from listening to those guys. Plus, the C's might set a record for technical fouls in a season. Ah, what the hell. I feel the need for Sheed!