I feel look a schoolboy on his way to the principal's office knowing I'm a darned good student and only did something wrong once, and no one knew it was me, b/c I flushed the evidence, so I'm probably gonna get an award or a kudos of some sort or be offered a position as hall monitor, or be asked to write a feature story in the school newspaper on the effects of kidney beans on the Galapagos Islands, but deep down inside me, I know once in 3rd grade I wrote a quasi swear word on Suzi Margoles's locker in Highlighter and it wouldn't come out and maybe after all these years they've figured it out, but again it could just be that my dad sent in my gym shorts b/c I forgot them today, or maybe the principal needs help defragmenting his hard drive, because I am handy with computers after all, or maybe he wants change for a five, because he knows about the paper route I have that I run before school and I always always always have change on me, small bills only of course.
yeah I feel pretty good about this one.