I have to go to work, so i have to make this fast
-National Floors Direct
-Bob's Discount Furniture (it makes me sick to see his ugly mug during C's games now)
-FreeCreditreport.com
-That obnoxious, condescending Sprint CEO....last thing the world needs to see is some overpaid CEO tell me how I can save $5-$10 a month
Any others?
The freecreditreport.com commercials are a lot like have a really hot, but dumb and crazy girlfriend.
On the one hand she's really super cool and catchy and fun.
But then you actually realize what she said, and you realize she is either dumb or crazy or both. But you never put 2 and 2 together while she's around.
Lyrics to one of the commercials (which I have memorized somehow)
Well I married my dream girl
(I married my dream girl)
But she didn't tell me that her credit was bad
So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb
We're living in the basement at her mom and dad's.
No we can't get a loan
For a respectable home
Just because my girl defaulted on some old credit cards
If we'd gone to free credit report dot com
I'd be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.
Translation: I would never have married my dream girl if I would've seen her credit score, and I would have a big house and dog.
Thats messed up man.