1. Varejao - I didn't know it was possible for someone to foul so much without getting called for it - he is a walking hack machine. If he played for any other team besides the Cavs, he'd foul out within 5 minutes every night.
2. Ilgauskas - He would not break 8 seconds in the 40 yard dash. Easily the most unathletic player in the NBA. Hacks almost as much as Varejao, yet rarely gets called for it. Same as Varejao - if you put Z on Charlotte or Golden State, he'd foul out within the first 5 minutes every night.
3. LeCrabDribble - To be honest, I don't actually hate LeBron himself. What I do hate is how the media and the NBA caters to him. He's incredibly talented, which makes him tough to stop. But no one in NBA history has ever been pampered so much, and he constantly asks for more and more, like a little pansy. Further, I am 110% sure that every person who works at ESPN fantasizes about being in a dark closet for 5 minutes with Queen James. Because of David Stern's infatuation with LeCrabDribble (and to a lesser extent other stars), the NBA is the only major sport where the legitimacy of the officiating is called into question on a nightly basis. A fan shouldn't have to say "if the refs call a fair, objective game tonight, we'll win. Otherwise, we're screwed."