So, everybody out there who's ever talked on a cell phone while driving has put his or her fellow drivers at as much risk as Gabe did while allegedly driving drunk.
That's a pretty ignorant and inaccurate statement, without knowing the level of impairment.
Well, your statement is also a pretty ignorant and inaccurate without knowing the particulars of the cell phone conversation. 
The point is: talking on your cell phone while driving is as dangerous as driving intoxicated. While we roast Gabe for his mistake, it's good to remember that the level of potential harm he brought about while allegedly driving drunk is EQUIVALENT to something that most people do ALL THE TIME.
No. Your statements are inaccurate. Some studies have shown that talking on your cell phone impairs driving to a similar degree as does having a BAC of 0.8.
However, that's very difference than saying "talking on the cell phone = driving drunk". There are many, many drunk drivers who operate vehicles at a BAC significantly above 0.8. People should put the cell phones down, too, but your statements are falsified to fit your agenda.
Talk about fitting something to your agenda, Roy. My statements are not 'inaccurate,' nor 'ignorant,' nor 'falsified to fit [my] agenda.' They're perfectly and strictly accurate; I think what you
meant to say was that my statement was 'imprecise,' since I did not speak to every state of drunkenness, only the imprecise term of 'driving drunk'.
Just to prove it to you, let me break it down, logic-like:
'talking on your cell phone = driving drunk'
'driving drunk = operating a vehicle with a blood alcohol level above .08'
So, strictly speaking, since driving drunk is defined as having a BAC-level of .08 while operating a vehicle, and studies show talking on a cell phone while driving causes the same loss of reaction time as someone with a BAC-level of .08 (i.e., someone who is legally drunk), then someone talking on their cell phone while driving has a lessening of reaction time equivalent to someone driving drunk.
Of course,
how drunk you are will affect your reaction time, just like
how emotionally invested in the cell phone conversation will affect your reaction time. But, as a general rule, talking on your cell phone = driving drunk, since driving drunk is legally defined as a blood alcohol level above .08.
Is there any reason you simply didn't clarify my imprecise language, instead of attacking it as 'ignorant,' 'inaccurate,' and 'falsified to fit [my] agenda'? Seems like as Forum Manager, it might be better to clarify than attack...