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Re: Barkley is going to Jail
« Reply #15 on: February 24, 2009, 11:59:04 AM »

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can they have him on TNT via his jail cell?  THAT would be funny...

imagine the fun ernie and kenny could have with that.

I really hope when Charles comes back they play the "Oz" theme music every time he tries to talk.

That there is a TP.  That's really funny.

Re: Barkley is going to Jail
« Reply #16 on: February 24, 2009, 12:29:57 PM »

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instead of the "gone fishin'" pictures, kenny can have one made of charles with his bright orange outfit on behind bars - "gone to prison"...

even have charles' picture with other famous people, like OJ.

oh, the fun could be endless...
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Re: Barkley is going to Jail
« Reply #17 on: February 24, 2009, 12:38:47 PM »

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can they have him on TNT via his jail cell?  THAT would be funny...

imagine the fun ernie and kenny could have with that.

I really hope when Charles comes back they play the "Oz" theme music every time he tries to talk.

That there is a TP.  That's really funny.

The best would be if he came out as his new persona...

Adebarkley


Re: Barkley is going to Jail
« Reply #18 on: February 24, 2009, 12:50:18 PM »

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can they have him on TNT via his jail cell?  THAT would be funny...

imagine the fun ernie and kenny could have with that.

I really hope when Charles comes back they play the "Oz" theme music every time he tries to talk.

That there is a TP.  That's really funny.

The best would be if he came out as his new persona...

Adebarkley



Ha - that's great, though he needs the little hat that inexplicably stays on his head. He could even sing the slow, creepy "'Appy Birf-day Deah Kenny" song to Kenny Smith.

But the music needs to happen - "Well, Kinny, the Spurs are a team tha-"<HUNNHH!!!> <Bongo and trumpets come in>. 

EDIT:  TP for hattage VVVVV
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Re: Barkley is going to Jail
« Reply #19 on: February 24, 2009, 01:01:22 PM »

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can they have him on TNT via his jail cell?  THAT would be funny...

imagine the fun ernie and kenny could have with that.

I really hope when Charles comes back they play the "Oz" theme music every time he tries to talk.

That there is a TP.  That's really funny.

The best would be if he came out as his new persona...

Adebarkley



Ha - that's great, though he needs the little hat that inexplicably stays on his head. He could even sing the slow, creepy "'Appy Birf-day Deah Kenny" song to Kenny Smith.

But the music needs to happen - "Well, Kinny, the Spurs are a team tha-"<HUNNHH!!!> <Bongo and trumpets come in>. 

OK fine I added the hat, I felt that at that angle the hat would not be visible, but fine it's in there now.  ;D


Re: Barkley is going to Jail
« Reply #20 on: February 24, 2009, 01:10:09 PM »

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He should do a duet with singer Glen Campbell who spent 30 days in an AZ jail for drunk driving.
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Re: Barkley is going to Jail
« Reply #21 on: February 24, 2009, 01:48:25 PM »

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This takes that "Gone Fishin'" segment to a whole new level.    ;D

Re: Barkley is going to Jail
« Reply #22 on: February 24, 2009, 02:14:16 PM »

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Shawshank Redemption...

Someone tell Charles to beware of Boggs and his friends... ;)
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Re: Barkley is going to Jail
« Reply #23 on: February 24, 2009, 02:23:02 PM »

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We'll all know what's up the first time Charles disagrees with Ernie and starts his sentence "Listen, Prag..."

Re: Barkley is going to Jail
« Reply #24 on: February 24, 2009, 02:56:32 PM »

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I am certainly glad that alcohol abuse has not touched many of the posters here.  However, it is not a funny subject and has ruined many lives.

Kudos to Charles Barkley for admitting his mistake and taking sole responsibility for it.  I, for one, am behind you Charles and hope that, if this is truly an ongoing problem, you have the strength to conquer it.
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Re: Barkley is going to Jail
« Reply #25 on: February 24, 2009, 03:08:53 PM »

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Looks like Charles is headed for Tent City, which is notoriously strict.  And that DMX could be his cell(tent?)-mate, according to the county's sheriff.

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Re: Barkley is going to Jail
« Reply #26 on: February 24, 2009, 03:16:02 PM »

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You know what I cant understand is why the rich and famouse cant afford a cab.
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Re: Barkley is going to Jail
« Reply #27 on: February 24, 2009, 03:29:48 PM »

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I am certainly glad that alcohol abuse has not touched many of the posters here.  However, it is not a funny subject and has ruined many lives.

Kudos to Charles Barkley for admitting his mistake and taking sole responsibility for it.  I, for one, am behind you Charles and hope that, if this is truly an ongoing problem, you have the strength to conquer it.

I don't let anything spoil my jokes, especially not reality.  Besides, ridicule is humanities oldest form of correction  ;D

Re: Barkley is going to Jail
« Reply #28 on: February 24, 2009, 03:34:38 PM »

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It's about time they threw Barkley in the slammer. This old geezer used to be above the rim but he's not above the law!
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