Roy Hobbs Facts Thread

[SShorefan 4.0]

Attn Kobe

Roy knows.....Roy knows....you ain't fooling Roy, he knows the truth.

[dark_lord]

Attn Kobe

Roy knows.....Roy knows....you ain't fooling Roy, he knows the truth.

and he's an attorney!!!! 

[Raygus]

Giorgio Armani wears Roy Hobbs suits.

Roy Hobbs has slept with as many women as Wilt Chamberlain. Twice.

If God created the wold, who created God? Roy. Hobbs.

[cool breeze]

A Snuggie once sent itself to Roy Hobbs.

[Casperian]

Roy Hobbs just announced he would become Stephon Marbury`s new personal coach.

Expect the GOAT debate to start in 3...2...1...

[indeedproceed]

Roy Hobbs would use Nerdluck technology to steal Marbury's basketball skills, then he himself would be signed by the Celtics and become sixth man of the year.

EDIT: What am I even saying. Roy Hobbs doesn't need to steal Marbury's basketball skill. He WILL be signed by the Celtics and be awarded sixth man of the year. He could be MVP, but he his ego doesn't need padding.

[MattG12]

281-330-8004 hit roy hobbs up on the low cuz roy hobbs about to blow.

[CoachBo]

Roy Hobbs spotted Paddy O'Blount HORS in the game and whipped him without the ball hitting the ground.

[Andy Jick]

I.R.S. = International Roy Service

[RockinRyA]

roy hobbs is a hidden player/team in 2k9 

but only roy hobbs can unlock it

[fairweatherfan]

Roy Hobbs likes big butts, but he can lie about it.

[farringa]

Roy Hobbs sweats radiant sports drink. This is where Gatorade got the idea.

[D Dub]

Roy Hobbs can play basketball in the rain and not get wet.

[KCattheStripe]

Roy Hobbs scored 26,396 pts in a celtics uniform.

[ACF]

Roy Hobbs eats Laker fans for breakfast.
Yeah, it's a dirty job but someone has
to do it. And Roy is that someone.