Living with the Devil

[chief3233]

I currently am in a very unappealing situation. I am a die hard Celtics fan that follows every game here at college, while my roommate likes.....the Lakers. I wake up every morning to see a sickening LA flag over his desk. Also, it is funny how much chirping he has done since Christmas day..and he is already making an excuse for Thursday because of Bynums knee.

[fairweatherfan]

Why are you letting him talk trash to you?  Just ask how many titles were at stake on Christmas, and if the Lakers won by more or less than 39 points.  If that doesn't shut him up just put up a Celtics flag next to the Lakers flag, and use masking tape to make a "92" under his flag, a "131" under yours, and a dash in between.  Maybe print out a bunch of copies of the boxscore and stash them in his notes, under his pillow, etc.  If THAT doesn't work then bang his girlfriend.

[Celtic]

Simple solution, next time he goes to sleep, set his bed on fire. Then you can do whatever you want with the flag.

[SShorefan 4.0]

I am thinking yellow and purple markers to the face next time he gets drunk.

scratch this -- see my response below.

[Scalablob990]

I had the same problem a few weeks ago. I was very intoxicated and walked into my friends room and saw the most vile site of my life. Staring down at me was this HUGE Kobe bryant poster, it was filled with so much gold and yellow I almost vomited right there! Long story short I tore it down and handed it to some random person who went home with it. Fakers shouldn't whine, they brought it on themselves.

[ChampKind]

Simple solution, next time he goes to sleep, set his bed on fire. Then you can do whatever you want with the flag.

I'm going to have to agree.  Murder is your only solution here.  TP, sir.

[Redz]

Simple solution, next time he goes to sleep, set his bed on fire. Then you can do whatever you want with the flag.

That's a little harsh.  Maybe get some friends together and try this.  "It's just a dream Laker Lover."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLmdHNCKCGw

[SShorefan 4.0]

I currently am in a very unappealing situation. I am a die hard Celtics fan that follows every game here at college, while my roommate likes.....the Lakers. I wake up every morning to see a sickening LA flag over his desk. Also, it is funny how much chirping he has done since Christmas day..and he is already making an excuse for Thursday because of Bynums knee.

I have to be honest here.

GROW A PAIR!!

The Celtics are the World Champions (no expletive needed)!!
The Celtics have the most rings ever in the NBA!!
The Celtics do not have a coach doinking the owners daughter!!
The Celtics never had Dancing Barry!!
The Celtics don't have a rapist who bought his way out of jail on the team!!
What real team wears purple?  Don't tell me the Vikings, those indoor football playing 4 time losers.


The Celtics are the World Champions and until such time that they are not, then your roommate is a second place whiner.  Your team is a champion act like it.

[Redz]

I currently am in a very unappealing situation. I am a die hard Celtics fan that follows every game here at college, while my roommate likes.....the Lakers. I wake up every morning to see a sickening LA flag over his desk. Also, it is funny how much chirping he has done since Christmas day..and he is already making an excuse for Thursday because of Bynums knee.

I have to be honest here.

GROW A PAIR!!

The Celtics are the World Champions (no expletive needed)!!
The Celtics have the most rings ever in the NBA!!
The Celtics do not have a coach doinking the owners daughter!!
The Celtics never had Dancing Barry!!
The Celtics don't have a rapist who bought his way out of jail on the team!!
What real team wears purple?  Don't tell me the Vikings, those indoor football playing 4 time losers.


The Celtics are the World Champions and until such time that they are not, then your roommate is a second place whiner.  Your team is a champion act like it.

Not to mention the head to head Finals record.

The Lakers are a second rate dynasty.  Period.

[RAcker]

I'm sorry, but I would revel in such a situation.  There is no way I would murder him because it would ruin all my fun.  I would talk so much s*** to him that he'd eventually commit suicide.

I have a strong feeling that come late Thursday night, the Lakers will be leaving town the basketball equivalent of a eunuch.  Payback is a b****.

[RAcker]

Simple solution, next time he goes to sleep, set his bed on fire. Then you can do whatever you want with the flag.

That's a little harsh.  Maybe get some friends together and try this.  "It's just a dream Laker Lover."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLmdHNCKCGw

TP for any Kubrick reference.

[BigAlTheFuture]

Paint his hair green and decorate your house with all Celtics gear.

[Schupac]

Well, he's a Lakers fan.  So here's how I would get him:

1 - Steal his yoga mat
2 - Pee in his evian water
3 - Scratch his LFO CD collection
4 - Confiscate his ID.  Now try to buy your Zima, Lakerboy!
5 - Call and cancel his manicure appointment.
6 - Replace his $80 seaweed facial cream with mayonnaise.
7 - Steal his "tan in a can".
8 - "forget" to pay the cable bill so he can't watch The Real World anymore.
9 - Feed him meat.  I think it is safe to assume he is a vegan.
10 - Punch him in the face.

These ten simple steps will ruin the day of any normal Laker's fan.  Have at it!

[Steve Weinman]

Why are you letting him talk trash to you?  Just ask how many titles were at stake on Christmas, and if the Lakers won by more or less than 39 points.  If that doesn't shut him up just put up a Celtics flag next to the Lakers flag, and use masking tape to make a "92" under his flag, a "131" under yours, and a dash in between.  Maybe print out a bunch of copies of the boxscore and stash them in his notes, under his pillow, etc.  If THAT doesn't work then bang his girlfriend.

I found this particular enjoyable - as well as Celtic and Schupac's solutions (must be a family thing, right, fellas?).  Time to hand out some TPs.

-sw

[SShorefan 4.0]

Well, he's a Lakers fan.  So here's how I would get him:

1 - Steal his yoga mat
2 - Pee in his evian water
3 - Scratch his LFO CD collection
4 - Confiscate his ID.  Now try to buy your Zima, Lakerboy!
5 - Call and cancel his manicure appointment.
6 - Replace his $80 seaweed facial cream with mayonnaise.
7 - Steal his "tan in a can".
8 - "forget" to pay the cable bill so he can't watch The Real World anymore.
9 - Feed him meat.  I think it is safe to assume he is a vegan.
10 - Punch him in the face.

These ten simple steps will ruin the day of any normal Laker's fan.  Have at it!

very funny TP -- but you'll never top the flying snake!!!