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If Scalabrine grew a nice mullet...
« on: January 26, 2009, 11:56:21 AM »

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...would it increase his chances of having his number lifted up to the rafters when it's all said and done?

As I was watching the replay of the Dallas game last night and saw Scal can three point shot after three point shot like Larry used to...I said to myself "the only thing that would be better than watching Scal play at his recent Hall of fame level would be if he was canning all those threes with a great big curly red throwback Mullet Doo." It would be off the charts

Don't get me wrong, I've always loved Scal, his effort, team guy and gives you 100%, good locker room guy. I've always felt he was a very good signing. A guy who makes samll change, who can play three positions, never complains and is the ultimate team guy. Perfect 3rd string insurance guy.

But with a big Red Mullet...AND doing what he's been doing? C'mon! That would be like KG coming out with a Ben Wallace Afro. It would be sick.

He's could move from being one of our all time fan favorites to something akin to  demi god.   
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Re: If Scalabrine gre a nice mullet...
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2009, 12:06:11 PM »

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TP!!!  i love scal, his face should be on center-court.

Re: If Scalabrine gre a nice mullet...
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2009, 12:08:56 PM »

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exactly, I think if he had a massive mullet...it could become legendary. He could go down in the annals...it would elvate his legend exponentially.

Re: If Scalabrine grew a nice mullet...
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2009, 12:48:12 PM »

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HAHAHA TP.  You didn't need to write anything in the body of the post, just the subject is good enough!
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Re: If Scalabrine grew a nice mullet...
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2009, 01:38:06 PM »

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Yo Cman, thanks for the Tommy point... :)

I really said it to myself..."the only thing that could possibly be better than watching throw down threes like Larry would be if he was doing it with a real big, nasty throwback mullet.

If he starts growing one, you heard it hear first and I expect Scal to invite me and my girl to one game because of the genius of this inspiration.

Banner 18: "the season of the Mullet"

Could it get any better?     

Re: If Scalabrine grew a nice mullet...
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2009, 02:17:44 PM »

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Re: If Scalabrine grew a nice mullet...
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he plays like dwayne schintzius so he might as well look like him... ;)
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Re: If Scalabrine grew a nice mullet...
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2009, 02:34:49 PM »

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Banner 18: "the season of the Mullet"

Could it get any better?     

Here's my idea of how it could get better:
Scal hits a 3 pointer over Kobe Bryant to clinch a Game 7 Win over the Lakers, leading to the following article title, "Celtics Win! Lakers Now Have All Summer to Mull It Over" etc.
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« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2009, 02:41:32 PM »

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Banner 18: "the season of the Mullet"

Could it get any better?     

Here's my idea of how it could get better:
Scal hits a 3 pointer over Kobe Bryant to clinch a Game 7 Win over the Lakers, leading to the following article title, "Celtics Win! Lakers Now Have All Summer to Mull It Over" etc.


hahaha as funny as that sounds, i would not be happy if scal was taking the game winning shot in the finals.

Re: If Scalabrine grew a nice mullet...
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2009, 02:44:35 PM »

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Banner 18: "the season of the Mullet"

Could it get any better?     

Here's my idea of how it could get better:
Scal hits a 3 pointer over Kobe Bryant to clinch a Game 7 Win over the Lakers, leading to the following article title, "Celtics Win! Lakers Now Have All Summer to Mull It Over" etc.


He hits the game winning three then slicks back his mullet all cool-like and showers Kobe in his greasy hair sweat.
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« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2009, 02:46:44 PM »

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forget mullet.....with his curley hair, he should have an afro!


Re: If Scalabrine grew a nice mullet...
« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2009, 02:51:33 PM »

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Re: If Scalabrine grew a nice mullet...
« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2009, 02:55:26 PM »

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Re: If Scalabrine grew a nice mullet...
« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2009, 03:04:48 PM »

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forget mullet.....with his curley hair, he should have an afro!






that afro was a perfect fit on this picture.

Re: If Scalabrine grew a nice mullet...
« Reply #14 on: January 26, 2009, 04:01:35 PM »

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That is some funny stuff, thsoe pics. Tommy points for all the pictorial work, two Tommy points for Lakers have all summer to "MULL IT OVER"...= classic.

If Scal sports the mullit or the Fro this team could-go-all-the-way!

I am persoanlly calling out Scal to make this season memorable by going old school to inspire the troops on to banner 18...and to once again invite me back to a game because of the impact this thread will have on the team of course.