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Tonight I embark on a quest to save the struggling Boston Celtics. Deep in enemy territory, I have through a series of won bets, promises of purchased drinks, and searches for other green tinted basketball fans, found a group of seven individuals to reverse curse the Cavs.
In Columbus ohio, all wearing green (and me with green knee high socks as well), we will proudly unfurl the emerald flag and let fly our cries of "Let's go celtics!" (clap clap.. clapclapclap). Whiskey will be drank, girls will be hit on, and Cavs shall be hated.
The purpose, ladies and gentlemen, is three fold. To, through positive energy transmitted psychically, empower the Celtics defense. To, through negative energy trasmitted vocally, weaken the Cavalier's star travelling prima donna, Lebron James. Finally, not to get beat up (travelling 7 deep helps).
Wish me good fortune in my endeavor! I will proudly display my Celtic pride no matter who wins, but it will go a long way towards my ending up a happy drunk if the boys in green get out of their funk tonight. May Ray's dagger like threes fly true, may Paul's infallible footwork carry him to the free throw line, and may KGs pure insanity deny layups forthwith! Hurrah, huzzah, harrumph! CELTICS!
(P.S. I am not normally this lame. I'm in rare lame form tonight).