Here is my list...
1) "I have to return some videotapes."
2) "Let's get them no good cheeky bull in the big bloody metal ship!"
3) "Roses are red. Violets are blue. I love Spectre."
4) "Did you just hit a boat?"
5) "Well, technically speaking, the operation is brain damage, but it's on a par with a night of heavy drinking. Nothing you'll miss."
6) "Ma'am, I answered your question. I answered the darned... I'm cooperatin' here!"
7) "Our bodies are prisons for our souls. Our skin and blood, the iron bars of confinement. But fear not. All flesh decays. Death turns all to ash. And thus, death frees every soul."
8.) "Plastics."
9) "You can't trust Melanie but you can trust Melanie to be Melanie."
10) "Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords."
11) "Let's never come here again because it will never be as much fun."
12) "Are you watching closely?"
13) "She doesn't quite chop his head off. She makes a Pez dispenser out of him."
14) "That's the one good thing about Paris: there's a lot of girls willing to take their clothes off."
15) "Staple gun... Not so bad on the way in, except it's a little scary, you know - you got this metal thing pressed up against you. Gonna leave some marks, have to deal with a little blood loss."
16) "Stop calling me that! I'm not your mother! I want my son back! [dang] you!"
1 TP each... good luck!