1. "I've been called a lot of things, but never funny."
2. "Do you know what it means when a flag flies upside down?"
3. "For you, a thousand times over!"
4. "AS... YOU... WISH!"
5. "I'm glad I'm not gonna be that kid."
6. "My mom said Mexico is dangerous.
[in Spanish] Yes, it's full of Mexicans."
7. "You don't have the power to upset me. You don't matter enough to upset me."
8. "May I ask what you are writing down with that ball-point pen?"
9. "Where do you want to take the shot? In the hand or in the foot?"
Just thought I would clean this up a bit...