A bird pooped on my head this morning on my walk from south station to work, right in front of CVS. Not the best feeling at 7 AM in the morning.
I better win on the lottery ticket i'm buying later today, karma owes me one for running into dunking donuts disgusted to ruin some napkins tryign to wipe it off, and then having to hold my head under the facet at work. I still feel dirty

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And yes, you should TP for that. a freaking pigeon violated me
