Super off topic, off topic thread

[Redz]

[heatnum119]

Pancake on my face makes me extra happy. I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy.

-heat

[Mean Gerald Green]

extraordinary

[Schupac]

Who do you think would win in a fight, a bengal tiger or a team of five of 1988 Mike Tysons?

[Tnerb02]

Japanese fighting jelly whales

[cdif911]

I shot a man in Reno....just to watch him die...

the D.A. did not appreciate that one

[Kwhit10]

Slow and steady wins the race...Unless you're in a real race.

[wdleehi]

The best part of waking up, is Folders in your cup.




Unless you have better coffee.

[CelticsWhat35]

If a tree falls in the middle of a WNBA game, does it make a sound?

[Redz]

A friend's high school yearbook quote:

"If a tree falls in the woods, and no one's there to hear it, how do we know fish can't talk?"

[SShorefan 3.0]

Oh good, Boston is going to get some rain today.  Perhaps we can finally get out of this prolonged drought.

[wdleehi]

Why make such a big deal about the "villains" if you are going kill 2 and capture 1 leaving just 1 running away by the third episode?

[mkogav]

Time for another cup O coffee!

Mk

[greg_kite]

I can levitate birds, but no one cares.

That man's nuts, grab'm!

I'm not a compulsive liar.

I just got a new coffee table.  It's decaffinated.

Bababooey!  Bababooey!

[Redz]

I unzipped my fly and it died