The trade that would permanently crash the CelticsBlog servers:
Like many of you, the number of discussion threads about Ray Allen, Antoine Walker & Al Jefferson has me shaking my head. So with that in mind, I am offering forth the trade that would crash the CelticBlog servers for life, have half of you dancing in the streets and the other half reporting to the Tobin.
With zero regard to winning any more championships, but respecting the wishes of oh so many of us and the required cap maneuverings enforced by Mr. Stern's office, I present to you
THE TRADE
To the Celtics
Antoine Walker (Do you hear the bells all over town ringing? It’s true, it’s true, he’s returned)
Al Jefferson (Al will be adding a new middle name once he returns “Walk on Water” rejoice, rejoice)
and to make the numbers work:
Randy Foye (yeah whatever)
To the Memphis Grizzlies
(Wait before we continue, a special thank you to Mr. Chris Wallace for helping make this CelticsBlog dream come true)
Kendrick Perkins (Sorry Big Guy, enjoy the ring – Employee #8 is once again wigglin on Causeway)
Brian Scalabrine (Ah, Brian we are going to miss your ever so important discussion points)
And to make the numbers work:
Rashad McCants (blah, blah, blah)
To the Minnesota Timberwolves
(And a HOF thank you and a case of Miller Lite to Kevin McHale for once again stepping in when Celticsblog needed you most)
Ray Allen (Ah, thank god he’s gone)
And unfortunately to make the numbers work:
Rajon Rondo (someone had to be sacrificed to bring the heroes home and to rid the green of Mr. Allen, we thank you for your sacrafice)
Our summer is complete!!!!! Everyone take August off, See ya in September.