I just came back from Borders. I bought the DVD and both House and Posey signed it. Customers were allowed to take pictures or give one of the Borders workers your camera and they will take a picture of you with the players while getting your DVD signed. I get up to the table, give a guy my camera phone to take my picture with House and Posey, but my camera wouldn't take a picture because my battery was low. 
Sorry Bankshot, but that has to qualify as a "choke"

I feel your pain though. The year after Bird retired I got a pass to the Celtics media day through a volunteer thing I was doing for the local cable news. I got to interview McHale, Dee Brown, Xavier McDaniel (probably the friendliest of them all)...The whole team except for Parish. I did, however, get a great picture of the Chief yucking it up with Jimmy Myers. The only way I can be politically correct to describe the Chief's pose is to say "effeminate" (he had his one lanky leg draped over the the other lanky leg, and was holding out his arm with his hand curved down in an "oh stop" kinda way. He was absolutely cracking up). It would have been a beautiful picture. Not to mention all of the other cool memories I could have saved interviewing the otehr guys - if in fact there was film in the camera - DOHHHHHHHHHHHH...Pre-digital age was a killer.