....one of my wife's tirades about leaving the toilet seat up or drinking milk straight from the container in front of an open refrigerator.
....reading through one of my extremely log winded posts checking for spelling and proper punctuation.
....the time between each of Keith Foulke's pitches in the bottom of the ninth Game 4 of the 2004 World Series.
....listening to another of Stephen A. Smith's rants about how smart he is about something that he hasn't got a clue about.
....my preist's sermons during Sunday mass.
....a Superbowl pre-game show.
....the delay on the Celticsblog server to enter the site after I type in my username and password.

(Just kidding Bob)
....shopping with my wife.
....a Little League game with two pitchers that can't throw strikes.
....a college graduation commencement.
....one of my father's lectures about what he had to do when he was a kid.
....that Spanish announcer saying "Goal" after every soccer score.
....the time it seems to get a condom on when things are hot and heavy.
....waiting to ring out at Walmart when the person at the register suddenly needs a price check.
....waiting for a little old lady looking through her purse for the correct change at the package store.
Okay now it's your turn!!