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The next 5 hours is going to seem longer than.....
« on: June 05, 2008, 08:44:53 AM »

Offline nickagneta

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....one of my wife's tirades about leaving the toilet seat up or drinking milk straight from the container in front of an open refrigerator.

....reading through one of my extremely log winded posts checking for spelling and proper punctuation.


....the time between each of Keith Foulke's pitches in the bottom of the ninth Game 4 of the 2004 World Series.

....listening to another of Stephen A. Smith's rants about how smart he is about something that he hasn't got a clue about.

....my preist's sermons during Sunday mass.

....a Superbowl pre-game show.

....the delay on the Celticsblog server to enter the site after I type in my username and password.;)(Just kidding Bob)

....shopping with my wife.

....a Little League game with two pitchers that can't throw strikes.

....a college graduation commencement.

....one of my father's lectures about what he had to do when he was a kid.

....that Spanish announcer saying "Goal" after every soccer score.

....the time it seems to get a condom on when things are hot and heavy.

....waiting to ring out at Walmart when the person at the register suddenly needs a price check.

....waiting for a little old lady looking through her purse for the correct change at the package store.



Okay now it's your turn!!
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Re: The next 12 hours is going to seem longer than.....
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2008, 09:50:50 AM »

Offline Mogreen17

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..the ironic 12 hour flight it took me to fly from saudi to new york  and then the train  ride to boston. I'd fly back and do it again with the biggest smile on my face  ;D

Re: The next 12 hours is going to seem longer than.....
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...than having a sinus thingy coming on that's filling my head up like a water balloon >:(

yup, that's actually happening right now and it's bumming me out. It's going to be a battle "playing through" this, but when the ball goes up for the opening tip I'll be ready
Yup

Re: The next 12 hours is going to seem longer than.....
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any Yani song.
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Re: The next 12 hours is going to seem longer than.....
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Offline connerhenry43

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if there are any fans of "the shield" out there, there is a scene when they have a suspect in the interrogation room, and he is trying to convey how long the list of felons he could turn over to the cops would be. i cannot repeat what he said in here, but it was really funny.

it was during the glenn close season, which was #4.
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Re: The next 12 hours is going to seem longer than.....
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2008, 10:21:05 AM »

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...a porta potty line at the Gillette Stadium parking lot before a Pats game (especially when you've gotta go reaaaaaaaaaaaaally bad)

Yup

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...a porta potty line at the Gillette Stadium parking lot before a Pats game (especially when you've gotta go reaaaaaaaaaaaaally bad)




There most be something in the water over there that makes everyone seem to have to go to the bathroom really bad  :)
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Re: The next 12 hours is going to seem longer than.....
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Offline NicaraguanFan

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any Yani song.
LOL.  My wife's sister loves Yani....

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Re: The next 12 hours is going to seem longer than.....
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....Waiting on the check out line in the supermarket behind the old lady who not only pays with a check, but balances her check book afterwards

....Dealing with the stall tactics of other players when playing Texas Hold Em tourney right around the bubble

....Watching the same commercials over and over again during our games

..watching an episode of Biggest Loser without Tivo..God, why do they always have to go back and show you what you just saw 2 minutes ago after a commercial when they come back on..Overweight does not mean our brain cells have decreased although maybe they have while watching TV..

....Connecting to the internet with a 300 baud modem..Yes, I remember those days quite well..sometimes it would take a half hour to load a page


...Getting stuck on the Buffet line on a cruise ship behind the 500 pound monster who proceeds to fill up his 4 plates with 10 servings per plate and then figuring out a way not to touch the handle he dribbled sweat on....

And then watching that monster presume to finish those 4 plates and go back on the line to get some more....ugh, cruise ships can be so much fun sometimes....

...Waiting for Doc to call a timeout after 15 straight opposing points were scored...sorry I couldn't resist...just kidding...well, maybe not so much...

....Getting stuck on flight on the runway after landing for 5 hours..No, I do not fly "that" airline anymore

..Getting stuck on a commuter bus with the smelliest person you could ever imagine sitting next to you and then having the snowstorm cause delays you could have never dreamed of....God, that was an awful experience- I got so desperate, I was breathing through my shirt and closed my hands around my face trying to capture one molecule of fresh air..would have made a great Seinfeld episode

Re: The next 12 hours is going to seem longer than.....
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2008, 01:37:46 PM »

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 ... the time it takes Doc to yank Sam after putting him in the game.

 ... the time it takes to put a new string on your guitar after one breaks in the middle of a song on stage.

 ... the time it takes to get a reply after sending out your first college application.

 ... the time it takes to change a flat tire in a blizzard.

 ... the time it takes to get the results of your board exams.

 ... the time it takes for your first child to be born.

 ... the time it takes your daughter to get home from her first date.

 ... the time it takes to grow your first real moustache.

 ... the time it takes to get through your driver's license road exam.

 ... the time it takes morphine to work when you've got a migraine.

 ... the time it takes to finalize your divorce.

 ... the time it takes Ray-Ray to get out of his shooting slump.

 ... the time it takes KG to recover from an abdominal muscle strain.

 ... the time it takes to find out if Rage is OK after some jerk slams him to the floor.

 ... the time it takes Pierce to finally have a "break-out" game.

 ... the time it takes Perk to stop putting the ball on the floor before going up with it.

 ... the time it takes for Sam to get an assist.

 ... the time it takes Tony Allen to stop worrying about his injury and start playing like he used to.

 ... the time it takes Lakers fans to stop trolling and get a grip on reality.

 ... the time it takes people to stop posting "Bring Back Antoine" threads.

 ... the time it takes to get to the hosptal after being bitten by a rattlesnake.

(I prefer the latter of the last two!)
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Re: The next 12 hours is going to seem longer than.....
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2008, 04:34:08 PM »

Offline nickagneta

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....the time it takes for LeBron James to get up off the floor and check his face, head, arm and side for mortal wounds after being fouled by a 175lb. point guard.

Re: The next 5 hours is going to seem longer than.....
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2008, 04:45:39 PM »

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...The time it takes for the playoffs to finally start

...The time it takes for the season to finally start

...The time it takes for the pre season to finally start

...The time it takes for the KG trade to finally get finalized

...The last 5 minutes of game 7 against Cleveland
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