Monday at the bar some obnoxious Cavs "fan" (I'll explain the quotes later...) was literally yelling at me that the Celtics didn't have a chance becuase they hadn't won on the road yet. I had to point out to him that the Celtics are the only team that can actually say that if they win all their home games, they'll win a championship.
I used the quotes because, living in Ohio, I have to deal with hundreds of fake fans. I've determined a new litmus test:
I say "OK, if you're a Cavs fan, who is Brad Dougherty?"
9/10 can't answer.
JEEEEEEEEEEZ. It's also bad that I can name more people on the Cavs roster than their average "fan" that I've met.
Of course, not understanding the sport, or following the team, hasn't stopped every dork from trying to talk smack to me. Sometimes I want to pull the Yankee fan thing and just count the number of championships.
/vent off ;-)