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Scalabrine Rap
« on: May 09, 2008, 11:14:22 PM »

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Warning, the lyrics are VERY rated R, so I don't feel comfortable linking to this on the front page.  But for those that want a good laugh, check out the rap done by JE Skeets posing as Brian Scalabrine:

http://www.thebasketballjones.net/2008/05/09/ep-308-scalabrine-reignites-lebronjay-zwizards-feud/

(it starts at the 9:35 mark)

or you can also hear it on Odenized:

http://www.odenized.com/2008/05/lebron-james-disstape-pg-13-lyrics.html

again, highly offensive language, but pretty funny stuff
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Re: Scalabrine Rap
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Oh man, that is hilarious! Especially for those that know Simon Says by Pharoahe Monch (the original song), which has very funny similarities. Great find.

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« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2008, 12:04:04 AM »

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i gave it a chance and didnt find it funny at all...it's wrong on so many levels...anywayz...?...


lets win one on the road..!

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FYI: now there's a "clean" version as well
Faith and Sports - an essay by Jeff Clark

"Know what I pray for? The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference." - Calvin (Bill Watterson)

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"Suck on your Boobie Gibson"  ;D

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"brian scalabrine with my boy scot pollard" ****!

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Very nice track.

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I love Skeets, Tas and JD. The Basketball Jones has been required listening for me since early last season when I first discovered it, just a great all around NBA podcast. Highly recommended. These boys are Raps fans, but got to hand it to them for this piece of work right here. Five fouls on yo face and one on your soul indeed. ;D

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I LOLed  ;D

I love my music, but ummm, Rap not so much, but that was great!!!

Sick, like I like it, Boston BadBoys thowin' 'bowes  ;D
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I love Skeets, Tas and JD. The Basketball Jones has been required listening for me since early last season when I first discovered it, just a great all around NBA podcast. Highly recommended. These boys are Raps fans, but got to hand it to them for this piece of work right here. Five fouls on yo face and one on your soul indeed. ;D

Yeh, that was the best line.  Couldn't remember it, and couldn't bring myself to listen to it again.
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