This just in!!! There was a crash on the way to the Boston Garden!!!! The wheel fell off the Atlanta bandwagon and all those who were on board it are presumed missing......more on this story later
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In other news, those celtics fans labeled as "fairweather" by a certain Atlanta point guard are now jumping back on the Celtics bandwagon after they fell off because they began to believe a miracle would happen. They're chanting "Beat Lebron, Beat Lebron" a few of them with what look to be pink headpieces on are asking "Who's Lebron?" and "Is Walker injured? I loooove his wiggle"
Lets learn from our mistakes y'all - through ups and downs, this is being a sports fan, love it, hate it, live it, and as always, stay tuned.