I somehow missed this thread when it came out, or just decided to ignore it. If Doc was crazy enough to retire (and he'd be crazy to leave this team), I'll gladly take over for him. I'll only require a fraction of Doc's salary, and no more than a 2-3 year deal. I figure I could get the rotations good enough to win 60 games or so, and on those rare occasions that I lost I could find out exactly what I did wrong and how to fix it by consulting these boards.