No doubt about it, I need to have a kid. 
There is that whole "having to feed them for 18 years" thing...but in the end you really can't quantify the joy of getting a few TPs.
We've fed our boy for six days now.
That means there's only a little under
6600 days left

If you like to sleep, Rebus, I suggest
you try to win a "Guess the number" TP
contest instead. At least it doesn't
affect your sleep

Well spoken, Redz.