News from today's Congressional Hearings on TommyPointGate. Senator Arlen Spector today called in late night co-poster and longtime friend of Mr Bahku's, jay_jay54 to shed some light on Mr. Bahku's involvement is this terrible scandal.
Senator Spector: Mr jay_jay54, is it not true that in your many late night posting sessions with Mr. Bahku that you were in a relationship that partook in the swapping of Tommy Points? And is it not true that you told Mr. Bahku to be evasive or perhaps untruthful at these hearings?
jay_jay54: I did not have Tommy Point relations with that Celtic fan. I... I never told anybody to lie. These allegations are false.
Senator Spector: Do you really expect us to believe this is not true, Mr. jay_jay54?
jay_jay54: It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is. If the--if the--if 'is' means is and never has been, that is not--that is one thing. If it means there is none, that was a completely true statement....Now, if someone had asked me on that day, are you having any kind of TP relations with Mr. Bahku, that is, asked me a question in the present tense, I would have said no. And it would have been completely true."
Senator Spector: Mr. jay_jay54 are you making an attempt at blowing smoke up the collective butt of this Congressional panel?
jay_jay54: When I was in England, I experimented with blowing smoke up people's butts a time or two, and I didn't like it. I didn't inhale and never tried it again.
So after another lengthy day on Capitol Hill, Senator Arlen Spector is no closer to uncovering any more information than he has previously. Stay tuned as we keep you uo to date on the TommyPointGate scandal hearings in Washington!