Found it! Thank you RodyTur for the idea, I'm gonna try picking a team from this exact point (right after CFF selected OG in the 8th round)
I like Tim's combo of Love and Camby as well. I had Love in my previous draft (like five years ago) and I was strongly considering him, but my team's style will be to push tempo, be disruptive with high ball pressure and closing passing lanes against all these offensive powerhouses.
And although Love is a great rebounder, outlet passer and follow-up shooter I thought he was a bit of a mismatch for my team.
Still such an abundance of talent out there. If someone came in now and was allowed to take eight straight picks he could still make a respectable team despite the ridiculous competition.
I'm actually really happy it works out this way, because the last 5 picks of the 8th round had some really great players. Anyway, here it goes:
With the first overall pick in the 2025 CelticsBlog Fantasy
Expansion Draft, the Charlotte Bobcats select a man who looks great in orange:
Carmelo Anthony!
With the second pick, the Charlotte Bobcats select Melo's teammate in Denver, the 2001 NBA MVP:
Allen Iverson! Likely his 2004-05 season.
Obviously this pairing is terrible defensively, but the scoring is undeniable (and that's at a real premium this late in the draft) and they have a proven fit, making the WCF in '08-'09 and finishing with 50+ wins twice.
With the third pick, the Charlotte Bobcats finally pick up some defense and rebounding (along with a ton of dunks):
DeAndre Jordan!
With the fourth pick, the Charlotte Bobcats round out their defensive big duo with a 3-time All-Defensive team member,
Serge Ibaka! I'll probably go with a season after with All-Defensive teams/DPOY votes so I get his 3-point shooting, but we'll see.
With the fifth pick, the Charlotte Bobcats complete their starting lineup with one of the best 3-and-D SGs of all time,
Danny Green! This pushes AI to PG rather than SG, but you are who you cover and AI can't cover SGs in this league (not really PGs, either, but that's what you get for missing the first 75 picks). I considered going for more offense here or at PF, but with AI and Melo both likely having 30%+ usage in the seasons I pick there's only so much ball to go around. I'll probably fill in my bench with more scoring to help when they're off the floor.
With the sixth pick, the Charlotte Bobcats send their bench in a totally different direction, taking
Tyrese Haliburton to be their backup PG. He will be DeAndre Jordan's best friend, and move the ball around to help everyone get the ball.
With the seventh pick, the Charlotte Bobcats go for defense at the Center position once again:
Brook Lopez! Even though I loved him on the Nets, I'll go with a Bucks season to get his defense and 3pt shooting. Putting him and Serge Ibaka on the floor together will allow for some great 5-out lineups, giving tons of space for the offense to operate.
With the eighth pick, the Charlotte Bobcats take a former DPOY as their backup SF:
Ron Artest/Metta World Peace! Basically the complete opposite of Melo. I'll probably go with 07-08 for his better overall scoring efficiency and 3pt shooting.
With the ninth pick, the Charlotte Bobcats finally take another player known for their offense,
Donovan Mitchell! I considered a lot of players here, but decided to take a page out of Roy's book and go for a player that I like.
With the tenth pick, the Charlotte Bobcats take their backup PF. This one took a lot of thought, because there were two players that I really wanted to take would really struggle defending bigger PFs in this league, and are a bit too similar to Melo (who will definitely play some PF on this team). So we'll stick with the Lob City 2.0 theme and go with the 2011 Slam Dunk Contest Champion:
Blake Griffin! He's gonna help this second unit run and dunk over absolutely everyone.
With that in mind, I might swap DeAndre Jordan and Brook's roles. With Melo at SF DeAndre's rebounding is less important, while moving him to the second unit really lets us get out and RUN. Haliburton, Blake, and Jordan make Lob City 2.0.
With the eleventh pick, the Charlotte Bobcats take one of my absolute favorites. With our guard rotation lacking anything even closely resembling defense, we need a combo guard that can REALLY defend. So who better than that than the 2022 DPOY:
Marcus Smart!
With the twelfth pick, the Charlotte Bobcats once again look to fill a role that we're missing: scoring from our bigs. To add that dimension, I just had to go with:
DeMarcus Cousins!
For their 13th man, the Charlotte Bobcats take another one of my favorites: The King in the Forth himself,
Isaiah Thomas! I'm tempted to cross out IT and have something about MJ writing his own name in as 13th man, but I just love IT too much.
So, there's my take on RodyTur's comment. The order would probably have been different if it was 8 picks then joining in with the normal draft, but that's impossible to figure out at this point. I'd like to put together a rotation, too (even though this team isn't actually part of the draft), but this took a couple of hours to put together so it's not happening tonight. This team is going to be pretty bipolar, with the starters looking to slow down the pace and iso with two of the best to do it, while the bench just goes out and runs all over you. We have some glaring holes in our defense, but it's very difficult to find good 2-way players this late. Maybe I should have gone all in on offense with an AI/Mitchell/Melo/Siakam/Boogie starting lineup, but I wouldn't really want to watch that team so I went for a more balanced attack instead. Hopefully it turned out okay.
Starters:
G: Allen Iverson (2004-05)
G: Danny Green
F: Carmelo Anthony
F: Serge Ibaka
C: Brook Lopez (2022-23)
Bench:
G: Tyrese Haliburton (2023-24), Marcus Smart (2018-19)
G: Donovan Mitchell (2022-23)
F: Metta World Peace (2005-06)
F: Blake Griffin
C: DeAndre Jordan, Demarcus Cousins
Deep Bench:
G: Isaiah Thomas (2016-17)