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"The Twin Tendons"
« on: July 03, 2025, 05:36:50 AM »

Offline KG Living Legend

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 Introducing the Baddest scoring duo in the league. Dame Dollars and Tatum. The Twin Tendons.  They can combine for 70 points or pull a groin muscle and be out for the season.  Must see TV.

 Anyone want to go all in on team Tendon and trade Brown for Haliburton? Although I need help with a nickname for that team. 
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Re: "The Twin Tendons"
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2025, 05:54:19 AM »

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 Seriously no love for the Twin Tendons? Even if it got one chuckle that's cool

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« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2025, 08:21:19 AM »

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Maybe a little too soon to be joking about Tatum's tendon.  Plus it is the 4th of July, probably a lot less traffic on this site.

But good effort.  Probably didn't need a whole new thread but whatever.

Re: "The Twin Tendons"
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2025, 08:47:29 AM »

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It cracked me up ;D

Re: "The Twin Tendons"
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2025, 09:18:37 AM »

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I guess with Hali they?d be The Three Achillestears.

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« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2025, 11:51:14 AM »

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 Introducing the Baddest scoring duo in the league. Dame Dollars and Tatum. The Twin Tendons.  They can combine for 70 points or pull a groin muscle and be out for the season.  Must see TV.

 Anyone want to go all in on team Tendon and trade Brown for Haliburton? Although I need help with a nickname for that team. 
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this was funnier in your head huh? because it sure is not funny here.
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« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2025, 11:56:49 AM »

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I actually thought it was funny lol. And The Three Achillestears.

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« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2025, 12:13:39 PM »

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I guess with Hali they?d be The Three Achillestears.
Twin Tendons didn't do much for me but the Three Achillestears was solid.
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« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2025, 12:47:29 PM »

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« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2025, 11:43:34 PM »

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I thought the initial effort was witty, but the real laughs hit when you suggested trading JB for Haliburton!

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« Reply #10 on: Yesterday at 06:41:10 AM »

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It cracked me up ;D

 Thanks Moiso and Phantom. Tp.